愚人節(jié)幽默搞笑祝福語

　　After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking, Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember?

　　飯后七戒：一戒吸煙，二戒馬上吃水果，三戒放松褲帶，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡覺!八戒：記住了嗎?

　　Some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, Manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit?

　　今天有人看見你了，你還是那樣迷人，穿著格子背心，慢悠悠地走著，一副超然自在的樣子，實(shí)在是可愛極了。真不知你當(dāng)年是怎么賽過兔子的?

　　My love, you take my breath away.

　　What have you stepped in to smell this way?

　　愛人啊，你簡直讓我窒息，

　　你在哪沾上的一身臭氣?

　　I want to feel your sweet embrace;

　　But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

　　我渴望你溫柔的擁抱，

　　但別把你臉上的.面具摘掉。

　　I thought that I could love no other

　　–that is until I met your brother.

　　曾以為一生只愛你一個，

　　直到遇見你的二表哥。

　　Because of you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?!

　　因?yàn)槟悖�我相信命運(yùn)的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆。現(xiàn)在的我想說的是……我上輩子是造了什么孽啊?!”

　　Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate!

　　磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點(diǎn)的文化遺產(chǎn)之一，具有殺傷力強(qiáng)，易于攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點(diǎn)，所以……拍你用它最合適!

　　Psychological test: If you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!

　　心理測試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節(jié)快樂!

　　I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

　　Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

　　我愛你的明眸，你的臉龐，你的微笑，

　　媽的，我真是說謊不打草稿!

　　I see your face when I am dreaming.

　　That’s why I always wake up screaming.

　　你的容顏依稀入夢境，

　　于是我在尖叫中驚醒。整人短信

　　Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

　　This describes everything you are not.

　　善良、聰慧、多情而性感，

　　可惜這些你一條都不占。

　　Notice: AprilFool's Day approaching, on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover!

　　通告：愚人節(jié)來臨，4月1 日您收到的短信均為假的，意思正好截然相反，敬請留意。以下是第一條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風(fēng)貌美如花魔鬼身材的大眾情人!

　　Shaceng said: I have 16 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 72 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fool's Day!

　　沙僧說：我有16變!八戒說：我有32變!悟空說：我有72變!唐僧大怒：西天路上也沒見你們變個電話，看人家妖怪都拿手機(jī)看短信呢!愚人節(jié)快樂!

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