讓人崩潰的駕駛英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

　　A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?""No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned（醉酒的） ."The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk（行李箱） and a muffled（聽(tīng)不清的） voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

　　一個(gè)家伙開(kāi)車(chē)的時(shí)候警察追了上來(lái)。這個(gè)家伙要開(kāi)窗戶(hù)問(wèn)警察：“怎么了，警官?”

　　“沒(méi)事，我觀察到了你的安全駕駛技術(shù)，很高興你獲得了價(jià)值5000美元的安全駕駛獎(jiǎng)。祝賀你!你認(rèn)為你要拿這筆錢(qián)去做什么?”

　　他想了一會(huì)說(shuō)“哦，我覺(jué)得，我應(yīng)該去考駕照”。

　　坐在副駕駛位的女士說(shuō)"別在意他說(shuō)的，他喝醉了酒說(shuō)胡話(huà)呢.“

　　后面座位的家伙說(shuō)”我告訴你，偷來(lái)的車(chē)我們走不遠(yuǎn)的�！�

　　此時(shí)，行李箱出現(xiàn)了敲擊聲并傳出一個(gè)模糊不清的聲音：“我們穿過(guò)了邊境了嗎?”

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