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英語(yǔ)幽默經(jīng)典笑話(huà)
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow.
曾經(jīng)有只蝸牛，它對(duì)自己動(dòng)作慢的名聲感到了厭惡和疲倦。
Hedecided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.
他決心去弄些跑得飛快的輪子來(lái)改變這種境況。
After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get.
逛了一圈之后，它決定買(mǎi)Datson 240-Z。
So the snail goes to the nearest Datsundealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".
去了最近的Datsun經(jīng)銷(xiāo)店，去買(mǎi)Datson 240-Z，但是它想把這輛車(chē)重新刷漆，改稱(chēng)240-S。
The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"
經(jīng)銷(xiāo)商問(wèn)：“為什么是S呢?”
The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail.
蝸�；卮鹫f(shuō)：“‘s’代表蝸牛。
I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
我想讓每一個(gè)看見(jiàn)我呼嘯而過(guò)的人知道是誰(shuí)在開(kāi)車(chē)�！�
Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail,
經(jīng)銷(xiāo)商不想失去把汽車(chē)賣(mài)給蝸牛這樣一個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)，
so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.
所以他同意收取些許費(fèi)用，把車(chē)重新涂漆。
The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed.
蝸牛開(kāi)著它的新車(chē)，把自己的余生都用在了快樂(lè)地高速行使在告訴公路上。
And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
而不論何時(shí)任何人看見(jiàn)它飛馳而過(guò)的時(shí)候，都會(huì)說(shuō)：“哦!看那S-car 。”
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