一些英語笑話翻譯

　　譯篇一

　　before the final examination, tom told his mother, "mom, i had a dream last night that i'd passed today's exam."

　　在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個(gè)夢(mèng)，夢(mèng)見我通過了今天的考試。”

　　"don't trust dreams, dear. it is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." mother replied.

　　“不要相信夢(mèng)，親愛的。據(jù)說夢(mèng)中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實(shí)相反�！眿寢尨鸬�。

　　"then i do hope i'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," tom said.

　　“那么，我真希望在今晚的夢(mèng)中，我的其他功課都不及格。”湯姆說。

　　篇二

　　mother asked her little boy, darling, what did the teacher teach you today?

　　母親問她年幼的兒子：寶貝，今天老師教了你些什么?

　　nothing, mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and i told her three.

　　兒子驕傲地說：什么都沒教，媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等于幾，我告訴她等于三。

　　篇三

　　reggie: we have got a new dog. would you like to come around and play with him?

　　里基：我們又得到了一條新狗，你愿意過來和他玩一會(huì)嗎?

　　ron: well, i don't know---does he bite?

　　羅恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人嗎?

　　reggie: that's what i want to find out.

　　里基：這正是我想要查明的。

　　篇四

　　one day after school the teacher said to his students, "tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, i will permit him or her to go home earlier."

　　一天，放學(xué)以后，老師對(duì)他的學(xué)生們說：“明天上午，如果你們當(dāng)中的任何一個(gè)同學(xué)能首先回答我的問題，我就準(zhǔn)許他或她最先回家�！�

　　the next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed(涂抹) . he was very angry and asked, "who did it? please stand up!" "it's me," said bob, "now, i can go home. good-bye, sir."

　　第二天，老師走進(jìn)教室時(shí)發(fā)現(xiàn)黑板被涂得亂七八糟，他非常生氣的問：“誰涂的?請(qǐng)站起來!”鮑勃說：“先生，是我，現(xiàn)在我可以回家了，再見!”

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