開(kāi)心一刻英語(yǔ)笑話大全
生活需要笑話，笑話能愉悅我們的心情，歡迎欣賞開(kāi)心一刻英語(yǔ)笑話大全!
開(kāi)心一刻英語(yǔ)笑話大全(一)
A young girl was asked by her mother, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The girl replied, "I want to be an old maid."
Her mother was surprised to hear that, and said, "Oh,dear, why?" The girl said, "I don't think I would like to kiss a man so many times and to tell him he handsome every time. I will get bored. I like to go shopping, so I'd rather earn money to buy things for myself."
一個(gè)少女的母親問(wèn)她：“你長(zhǎng)大后想干什么呀?”少女說(shuō)：“我想做個(gè)老姑娘。”
她的母親聽(tīng)到這話感到非常驚訝。她說(shuō)：“啊，親愛(ài)的，這是為什么呀?”少女說(shuō)：“我覺(jué)得我不會(huì)老是要去親一個(gè)男人，而且每次還要說(shuō)他很帥。我會(huì)感到厭倦的。我喜歡逛商店，所以我寧愿去賺錢給自己買東西。”
開(kāi)心一刻英語(yǔ)笑話大全(二)
Witty Hare can run very fast.
機(jī)靈的`兔子跑得很快。
One day when he gets home. He sees a rat. The rat is jumping down his window.
一天，它回到家的時(shí)候看見(jiàn)一只老鼠。這只老鼠正從它家的窗戶跳下去。
“Oh. A thief!” Witty Hare shouted and catches the rat, “You can’t run faster then me.”
“啊!賊!”機(jī)靈兔子喊著追過(guò)去。 “你跑不過(guò)我的!”
Soon Witty Hare catches up with the rat, and the rat is left behind.
不一會(huì)它追上了老鼠，還把老鼠丟在后面。
“I must run away,” the rat says and laughs, “He is so silly.”
“我得趕緊逃。”老鼠竊笑著說(shuō)：“這家伙真笨。”
Witty Hare goes on running. A sheep sees him and asks him, “What a re you doing?”
機(jī)靈兔子繼續(xù)跑著。一只綿羊看到了就問(wèn)它：“你在干什么?”
“I’m catching the thief.” Witty Hare says.
“我在追賊。”機(jī)靈兔子說(shuō)。
“Thief? Where’s the thief?” the sheep fells surprised.
“賊?賊在哪里啊?”綿羊感到奇怪。
“He's behind me,”Witty Hare says proudly.
“它在我后面呢。”機(jī)靈兔子自豪地說(shuō)著。
開(kāi)心一刻英語(yǔ)笑話大全(三)
他去吃早餐，他想要2片面包，服務(wù)員只拿了1片，他說(shuō)“I want two pieces ",服務(wù)員聽(tīng)成了“I want to piss”(我想拉屎)。他又說(shuō)“I want two pieces on my plate"，然后服務(wù)員就罵他“you're a son of bitch”(你這狗·娘·養(yǎng)的)。
他認(rèn)為服務(wù)員說(shuō)他是“son of a beach(海灘)”。然后他又去吃飯了，服務(wù)員只拿了勺子和刀，沒(méi)有叉子(fock)。他說(shuō)“I want a fock”，服務(wù)員聽(tīng)成了“I want to fuck”，服務(wù)員回他說(shuō)“everyone want to fu·ck",他又說(shuō)“I want a fock on the table",服務(wù)員聽(tīng)成了“I want to fu·ck on the table"。回到房間，床上沒(méi)有床單，他說(shuō)“I want a sheet",服務(wù)員聽(tīng)成了“I wanna shit(屎)”。
最后他來(lái)到前臺(tái)，工作人員向他說(shuō)了句客套話“peace on you”，他卻認(rèn)為在罵他“piss on you。”，罵了人家一句“son of bitch“"我要回意大利!”
【開(kāi)心一刻英語(yǔ)笑話大全】相關(guān)文章：
開(kāi)心一刻笑話大全英語(yǔ)06-20
英語(yǔ)笑話開(kāi)心一刻11-05
開(kāi)心一刻小笑話大全201705-18
開(kāi)心一刻小笑話爆笑大全11-15
開(kāi)心一刻冷笑話大全201705-24
開(kāi)心一刻笑話大全英文06-20
開(kāi)心英語(yǔ)笑話大全爆笑11-20