精選幽默超好笑的英語笑話

　　生活需要笑話，笑話能愉悅我們的心情，今天我們就一起來看看精選幽默超好笑的英語笑話吧!

　　精選幽默超好笑的英語笑話(一)

　　We Left Nothing 　　Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She 　　locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman 　　on the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING." 　　When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added: 　　"THANKS! WE HAVEN’T LEFT ANYTHING!"

　　布朗太太要外出一天。 她鎖好了房門，在門上給送牛奶的人釘了一張便條：“家里沒人，請不要留下任何東西!” 她當(dāng)天晚上回家后發(fā)現(xiàn)房間門被撞開，房子被洗劫一空。在她留給送奶人的便條上，她發(fā)現(xiàn)被補充了一句：“謝謝!我們什么也沒留下!”

　　精選幽默超好笑的英語笑話(二)

　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled(被寵壞的) . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(亂發(fā)脾氣) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

　　Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry?

　　Cry? John asked. No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!

　　六歲的`約翰嬌生慣養(yǎng)。他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學(xué)才離開祖母的懷抱。

　　約翰放學(xué)了，他奶奶在門口接他并問道：學(xué)校怎么樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?

　　哭?約翰問，不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。

　　精選幽默超好笑的英語笑話(三)

　　Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said, "I'll never make way for a fool." "But I will," with that Goethe retreated aside.

　　一次，歌德正在魏瑪一個公園的狹窄小道上散步。碰巧，他遇見了一個對他懷有敵意的評論家。兩人都停了下來，彼此相互對視。接著評論家說道:“我決不會給傻瓜讓路。”“可我會.”說完歌德退到了一邊。

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