精彩笑破你的肚子的英語(yǔ)笑話

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　　精彩笑破你的肚子的英語(yǔ)笑話(一)

　　TOM'S EXCUSE

　　Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

　　Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go

　　Slow".

　　湯姆的借口

　　老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到?

　　湯姆：我每次路過(guò)拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫著："學(xué)校----慢行。"

　　精彩笑破你的肚子的`英語(yǔ)笑話(二)

　　Gardening Gloves

　　For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, "Well, you'll notice that my hands are bare."

　　Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I unwrapped a new pair of gardening gloves.

　　園藝手套

　　幾個(gè)月以來(lái)，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的結(jié)婚戒指，因?yàn)槲覍?duì)黃金有點(diǎn)過(guò)敏。生日那天，我正在干園藝活時(shí)，丈夫問(wèn)我想要什么禮物。我舉起雙手說(shuō)：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的兩手都是光光的。”

　　那天晚上，我滿懷熱情地拆開了丈夫送的禮物。“生日快樂(lè)!”他說(shuō)。我打開一看：里面包著一雙園藝手套。

　　精彩笑破你的肚子的英語(yǔ)笑話(三)

　　One open hummer turn a corner to meet acquaintances, chat.

　　When a guy says: "the elder brothers, to drive forward, narrow road, a corner to my car."

　　Open hummer says scornfully: "what car you drive not to, wait a minute."

　　Men spoke a few times, hummer owner did not move.

　　Guy a little bit angry said: "don't move is! A moment touch bad don't call ah!"

　　Then go, hummer owner and his friend also said: "what car and don't touch me."

　　Just then, his friend looked up, said: "you still let! He came over."

　　Hummer owners turned a look, oh! Get on the bus go right away.

　　Just behind the man in the call: "you are not afraid of touch? Don't go!"

　　Hummer owner: "you didn't say you open the digger!"

　　一人開悍馬到拐彎出碰到熟人，下車聊天。

　　這時(shí)過(guò)來(lái)一男的說(shuō)：“哥們，車朝前開開，拐彎路窄，我車過(guò)不來(lái)。”

　　開悍馬車不屑的說(shuō)：“你開什么車過(guò)不來(lái)，等一會(huì)。”

　　男的說(shuō)了幾次，悍馬車主就是不動(dòng)。

　　男的有點(diǎn)生氣說(shuō)：“不動(dòng)是吧!一會(huì)碰壞了別叫呀!”

　　然后走了，悍馬車主還和他朋友說(shuō)：“什么車能和我別碰。”

　　正說(shuō)著，他朋友抬頭一看說(shuō)：“你還是讓讓吧!他開過(guò)來(lái)了。”

　　悍馬車主轉(zhuǎn)身一看，哎呀!馬上上車就走。

　　剛才那男的在后面叫：“你不是不怕碰嗎?別走呀!”

　　悍馬車主：“你也沒(méi)說(shuō)你開的挖掘機(jī)呀!”

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