短一點的英文笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話來源于生活，經過藝術加工的語言形式,是藝術化的語言。下面小編馬上為你帶來短一點的英文笑話帶翻譯，希望你會喜歡。

　　短一點的英文笑話帶翻譯【1】

　　if i am a manager

　　one day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if i am a manager.

　　all the students began to write except a boy. the teacher went to him and asked the reason.

　　“i am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.

　　如果我是一個經理

　　一天課上，老師要同學們以“如果我是一個經理”為題寫一篇作文。

　　所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什么不寫。

　　“我在等我的`秘書”。那孩子答道。

　　短一點的英文笑話帶翻譯【2】

　　at a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校，校歌) . one of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.

　　在朋友家的一次宴會上，主人提起一位高中時的'校友。一位客人問他讀書期間，某位副校長是否也在職。

　　i sure was! answered the host. he's the biggest jerk i've ever met. did you know him too?

　　當然了，主人答道。他是我見過的最大的混蛋。你也認識他嗎?

　　sort of, replied the guest. my mother married him last saturday.

　　有點認識，客人回答。我媽媽上周六嫁給了他。

　　短一點的英文笑話帶翻譯【3】

　　teacher: walter, why don't you wash your face? i can see what you had for breakfast this morning.

　　老師：沃爾特，你為什么不洗臉?我看得出你今天早飯吃了什么。

　　walter: what was it?

　　沃爾特：我吃了什么?

　　teacher: eggs.

　　老師：雞蛋。

　　walter: wrong. that was yesterday.

　　沃爾特：錯了，老師。那是昨天吃的。

　　短一點的英文笑話帶翻譯【4】

　　Two Birds 兩只鳥

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　老師：請說說看。

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

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