精選搞笑英語笑話集
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精選搞笑英語笑話集(一)
Two Birds 兩只鳥
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老師：請說說看。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的`就是燕子。
精選搞笑英語笑話集(二)
a man of actions
a crowd of student was gathered on the campus of oxford university. “you can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly, “that if the dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, i’ll leave oxford this very evening!”
a buzzing noise followed. “what a man of actions!” one said in admiration. “how should we support him and learn from him!” said another.
suddenly, a girl asked, “what did the dean say to you, hob?”
he bent and whispered to her, “well,er???er???miss rose, er???he told me to get clean away from oxford this very evening!”
一個言出必行的人
一群學生聚在牛津的校園里，一個年輕人情緒激動地叫道：“毋庸置疑，如果那個家伙不收回他今早對我說的話，我今晚就離開牛津。”
下面一片喧嘩。“真是個言出必行的人。”一個人艷羨地說。另一個說：“我們要支持他、學習他。”
突然，一個女孩問道：“那家伙對你說什么了，霍波?”
他彎下腰小聲說：“哦，呃…呃…，羅斯小姐，呃…他說要我今晚從牛津滾出去。”
精選搞笑英語笑話集(三)
who was the first man? 誰是世界上第一個男人
a teacher said to her class:”who was the first man?”
一個老師問她的學生：“誰是世界上第一個男人”
“george washington,” a little boy shouted promptly.
一個小男孩立刻大聲說：“喬治.華盛頓。”
“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.
老師帶著寵溺的笑容問這個男生：“你如何證明喬治華盛頓是世界上第一個男人呢。”
“because,” said the little boy, “he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”
這個男孩子說：“因為，他是第一個挑起戰(zhàn)爭，第一個主張和平，并且是第一個深得民心的人。”
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