逗趣英語(yǔ)笑話

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逗趣集錦英語(yǔ)笑話

　　生活中難免會(huì)有不開(kāi)心的時(shí)候，這些時(shí)候，我們可以看一些精彩的英語(yǔ)笑話，今天我們就一起來(lái)欣賞逗趣集錦英語(yǔ)笑話吧!

逗趣集錦英語(yǔ)笑話

　　A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom-flunked all courses. Kicked out of school, Prepare Pop."

　　Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."

　　在校園里廣為流傳著這樣一個(gè)故事：有一次，一個(gè)學(xué)生給他的父母發(fā)了一封電報(bào)，上面寫(xiě)道：“媽媽?zhuān)业墓φn沒(méi)有一門(mén)及格的，我已經(jīng)被學(xué)校開(kāi)除了，請(qǐng)爸爸做好準(zhǔn)備。”

　　過(guò)了兩天，這個(gè)學(xué)生收到回電：“爸爸已經(jīng)準(zhǔn)備好了，你自己也做好準(zhǔn)備吧!”

　　逗趣集錦英語(yǔ)笑話

　　There were three professors at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train had just arrived, but they did not notice it. Then the guard shouted, "Take your seats, please!"

　　The professors heard the guard and rushed for the train. Two of them got on the train before it moved. The third one was left behind. It was Professor Egghead. He looked worried.

　　One of the professor's students was at the station. He tried to comfort the professor. "It wasn't really bad, sir," said the student. "Two out of three caught the train. That's quite good, you know." "I know," the professor said. "But it was my train. My friends only came to say goodbye."

　　三個(gè)教授在站臺(tái)上等火車(chē)。他們正在全神貫注地談話�；疖�(chē)進(jìn)站了，可是他們都沒(méi)有注意到。這個(gè)時(shí)候，列車(chē)員喊道：“請(qǐng)上車(chē)了!”

　　教授們聽(tīng)到后飛快地向火車(chē)跑去。其中的兩個(gè)剛登上去，火車(chē)就開(kāi)了。最后一個(gè)名叫埃哈德的教授沒(méi)有趕上火車(chē)，看起來(lái)非常焦慮。

　　教授的一個(gè)學(xué)生也在車(chē)站等車(chē)，他盡力安慰著教授：“先生，這還不是很糟，你們中有兩個(gè)人已經(jīng)趕上了火車(chē)。要知道，這已經(jīng)很好了。”“我明白，”教授說(shuō)，“但是要趕火車(chē)的是我，他們只是來(lái)為我送行的。”