帶翻譯超逗的英語(yǔ)笑話

　　笑一笑，十年少，笑話能愉悅我們的心情，歡迎欣賞帶翻譯超逗的英語(yǔ)笑話!

　　帶翻譯超逗的英語(yǔ)笑話(一)

　　Two Birds 兩只鳥(niǎo)

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　老師： 這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo)，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

　　帶翻譯超逗的`英語(yǔ)笑話(二)

　　excuse for speeding

　　趕緊到達(dá)那里

　　harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.

　　哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一輛警車攔住了他們。

　　"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.

　　“你們?yōu)槭裁撮_(kāi)那么快?”警官喊道。

　　"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!

　　“我們的剎車不好，因此我們想在發(fā)生事故前趕緊到達(dá)目的地。”

　　帶翻譯超逗的英語(yǔ)笑話(三)

　　quick cleanup 快速清掃

　　unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. she put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. it read "thank you for not looking in the bathtub."

　　不速之客就在路上，我媽媽，一個(gè)完美的家庭主婦，正忙里忙外地整理。她分配給我爸和我哥哥的任務(wù)是打掃供客人使用的浴室。一會(huì)兒之后，當(dāng)她去檢查的時(shí)候，她吃驚了，曾經(jīng)一度雜亂的房間瞬間就被打掃干凈了。接著她看到浴簾上有一張紙條，紙條上寫(xiě)著：“謝謝你沒(méi)往浴缸里看。”

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