英語笑話帶翻譯一分鐘

　　笑話來源于生活，經(jīng)過藝術(shù)加工的語言形式,是藝術(shù)化的語言。下面小編馬上為你帶來英語笑話帶翻譯一分鐘，希望你會喜歡。

　　【英語笑話帶翻譯一分鐘1】

　　You're Not Going to Make it

　　Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physicianmotioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.

　　"Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do toensure his survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him astress-free environment , and don't complain about anything. Finally, make passionate loveto him every day.

　　On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"

　　"I'm sorry, " she said, "but you're not going to make it."

　　你活不成了

　　一個人得了重病，妻子伴隨他去看醫(yī)生。檢查過后，醫(yī)生示意病人的妻子到走廊見他。

　　“你丈夫病得很重，”醫(yī)生說，“但有三件事可保住他的'性命。第一，一日三餐，要營養(yǎng)美味。第二，給他一個輕松的環(huán)境，不要抱怨。第三，每天都對他傾注熾熱的愛。”

　　在驅(qū)車回家的路上，丈夫問道：“醫(yī)生說了什么?”

　　“很遺憾，”妻子說，“你活不成了。”

　　【英語笑話帶翻譯一分鐘2】

　　笨小孩

　　A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer ..., "This is thedumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.

　　一個小男孩走進(jìn)一家理發(fā)店， 理發(fā)師低聲對他的顧客說，“我再也沒見過比這個小子更笨的小孩了， 你看著，我證明給你看。”

　　" The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy overand asks,"Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

　　理發(fā)師拿出一張1美元的鈔票放在一只手上，另一只手上則拿著兩個25美分的硬幣，把小孩叫跟前問，“你想要哪只手上的?” 男孩拿走了那兩個25美分然后走了。

　　"What did I tell you?" said the barber."That kid never learns!" Later,

　　“瞧我剛才怎么跟你說的?”

　　when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

　　理發(fā)師說，“那小子就不會學(xué)精點!” 過了一會，顧客離開了理發(fā)店，他發(fā)現(xiàn)剛才那個小男孩從一間雪糕店走出來。

　　"Hey, son! May I ask you a question?

　　“嘿，小家伙! 我可以問你個問題嗎?

　　Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

　　你為什么不拿那一美元，而拿那兩個25 美分呢?”

　　The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!

　　小男孩舔了一口手上的雪糕回答說，“我要是拿了那一美元的鈔票，以后那剪頭的再也不會給我錢了!”

　　【英語笑話帶翻譯一分鐘3】

　　A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say,..." "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

　　警察在小鎮(zhèn)上攔下了一個在主街上減速駕駛的人，“但是，警官，”那個男子說道：“我能解釋原因。”“閉嘴”，警察不耐煩地說道“我得把你關(guān)進(jìn)牢房讓你坐冷板凳，直到警長回來。”但是，警官，我想說的是……”“我告訴過你讓你閉嘴。你得進(jìn)監(jiān)獄。”幾個小時后，警察來看那個被關(guān)押的男子，“你很幸運，警長去參加他女兒的婚禮了，他回來時心情會很好。”“不要提那件事了”被關(guān)押的男子說道：“我正是新郎”。

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