英語笑話閱讀帶翻譯
笑話來源于生活，卻又可以讓我們的生多些歡樂、開心，現(xiàn)在，一起來開心爆笑下。
英語笑話閱讀帶翻譯篇一：
Make a Wish!
許個(gè)愿吧!
Every morning on his way to work, a business man passed a house where he saw a woman beating her looy on the head with a loaf of bread.
每天早晨一位商人在上班途中都會(huì)經(jīng)過一戶人家，他總是看見一個(gè)女人用一條面包打她兒子的頭部。
But on this particular day, he noticed that she was hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake.
但今天卻比較特別，他發(fā)現(xiàn)她正用一塊巧克力蛋糕打他的頭。
Unable to restrain his curiosity, he rang the doorbell and the woman answered.
他忍不住好奇，便按了那戶人家的`門鈴。女人聽了鈴聲，出來開門。
"Madam, I couldn't help but notice that every day you beat your child with a loaf of bread. . . "
“這位太太，每天經(jīng)過這里我都忍不住會(huì)注意到你用一條面包打你兒子……”
"That's true ."
"那倒是不假……"
"And yet today I observed that you were hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake.
"可是今天我卻看見你用一塊巧克力蛋糕打他。"
“Well, today's his birthday. ”
“今天是他生日嘛。”
英語笑話閱讀帶翻譯篇二：
A politician was out on the Indian reservation displaying his sympathy for the oppressed Native Americans. He addressed a gathering of the people.
一位政客抵達(dá)一處印第安人居留地向居住在該區(qū)被壓迫的原住民表達(dá)他的關(guān)切之情。他向一群民眾發(fā)表演說。
The plight of your tribe has always been close to my heart," said the politician.
“我一直切身體會(huì)到你們的窮苦困境，”政客說。
"Umgwalagwala , "responded the audience enthusiastically.
“安瓜拉瓜拉!”群眾熱烈歡呼。
I shan' t rest until greater efforts are made on your behalf.
“不為你們爭取更多的福利，我個(gè)人絕不會(huì)松懈。”
"Umgwalagwala," they responded more loudly.
“安瓜拉瓜拉!”群眾反應(yīng)更為熱烈。
"And I personally guarantee that you will all be accorded full and equal civil rights. "
“此外我愿個(gè)人保證你們將被賦予完全及公平的公民權(quán)利。”
"Umgwalagwala," shouted the tribe.
“安瓜拉瓜拉!”整個(gè)部落的人都叫喊起來。
The politician was pleased with his reception and asked for a tour of the reservation. Soon, he and his guide were standing next to a fenced enclosure.
對(duì)這樣的接待，政客感到非常高興，因此他要求游覽該居留地，不久他和向?qū)Ь妥叩揭惶幏忾]的籬笆圍墻。
"And what is this used for?" asked the orator.
“這是做什么用的?，’政客問道。
"oh, this empty now, but before we keep bulls in here. "
“喔，現(xiàn)在空無一物，但以前我們?cè)谶@里養(yǎng)牛。”
"I see," said the visitor, and was planning to enter the enclosure.
“原來如此，”政客說著準(zhǔn)備進(jìn)入籬笆內(nèi)。
"Hey,you better not go in there,You likely step in a lot of umgwalagwala."
“嘿，你還是不要進(jìn)去的好，否則你可能踩到很多的安瓜拉瓜拉。”
英語笑話閱讀帶翻譯篇三：
Aren't Kidss Wonderful ?
小孩子實(shí)在了不起!
Mother got on the train with Little Johnny and Little Ronny.
媽媽和小強(qiáng)尼、小羅尼一起搭乘火車。
Little Johnny was full of questions, as usual: "What's an emergency brake, Mommy?"
小強(qiáng)尼一如往常問東問西，“媽咪，什么是緊急煞車?"
“Why did that policeman ask to see our tickets?"
“為什么那位警察叔叔要看我們的車票?"
"Why can't I lean out the window?" etc.
“為什么身體不能伸出窗外?"等等諸如此類問題。
His mother was becoming ever more exasperated.
媽媽實(shí)在忍不住要發(fā)脾氣了。
Finally, Little Johnny asked, "What was that last station we stopped at, Mommy?"
最后小強(qiáng)尼又問：“媽咪，剛剛火車�？康氖悄囊徽�?”
"I don't know, Johnny, and will you please stop pestering me? I'm trying to read. "
“我不知道，強(qiáng)尼，你可不可以不要煩我，我正在看書呢!”
A few minutes of silence passed. Then Johnny said, "It's too bad you don't know what station that was, 'cause that's where Little Ronny got off."
一陣安靜后，強(qiáng)尼說：“真糟糕，你竟然不知道羅尼下車的那個(gè)車站。"
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