笑囧經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話
笑一笑，十年少，看一些英語(yǔ)笑話，能讓我們開心，歡迎欣賞笑囧經(jīng)典的.英語(yǔ)笑話!
笑囧經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話(一)
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
A：我有一個(gè)很完美的兒子。
B：他抽煙嗎?
A：不抽。
B：他喝威士忌酒嗎?
A：不喝。
B：他會(huì)不會(huì)很晚回家?
A：不會(huì)。
B：我想你確實(shí)有一個(gè)完美兒子。那他多大了?
A：下個(gè)星期三就滿6個(gè)月了。
笑囧經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話(二)
Tony and his father are eating dinner.
Suddenly Tony asks his father, "Dad, are flies yummy?"
Dad frowns and says, "No, I think it's yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It's a silly question."
But Tony says, "There was one fly in your plate."
托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。
突然，托尼問(wèn)他的爸爸：“爸爸，蒼蠅好吃嗎?”
爸爸皺眉說(shuō)：“我想不好吃。你怎么會(huì)問(wèn)這個(gè)問(wèn)題?這可是一個(gè)愚蠢的問(wèn)題。”
可是托尼說(shuō)：“剛才你盤子里有一只蒼蠅。”
笑囧經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話(三)
Tom was tired out, and he went to bed as soon as he reached home.
Suddenly it occurred to him that he had planned to do something that evening. As he could not remember what it was, he tossed and turned in his bed for along time.
Finally the thing came to his mind, "My God, the original plan was to go to bed early!" he said depressingly.
湯姆很累，一到家就上床睡覺。
忽然，他想起原來(lái)晩上計(jì)劃做一件事，可他想不起來(lái)是什么事，他輾轉(zhuǎn)反側(cè)了很長(zhǎng)時(shí)間 。
最后他突然想起來(lái)了，“上帝，我原來(lái)的計(jì)劃就是早點(diǎn)兒上床睡覺!”他頹喪地自言自語(yǔ)道。
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