簡(jiǎn)單愚人英語(yǔ)笑話
笑一笑十年少，有時(shí)候正兒八經(jīng)的說(shuō)笑話卻覺(jué)得不好笑，可是一個(gè)很冷的`笑話卻能讓自己笑良久，你有這樣的經(jīng)歷么?現(xiàn)在，一起來(lái)開(kāi)心爆笑下吧!
簡(jiǎn)單愚人英語(yǔ)笑話1：Let Me Show You How
讓我教你
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
家超市雇用了一個(gè)年輕人，他第一天上班報(bào)到。
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom,and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
經(jīng)理熱情地歡迎了他，和他握手微笑，之后遞給他一把掃帚說(shuō)，“你的第一份工作是打掃商店。”
“But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
“但是，我是名大學(xué)畢業(yè)生，”年輕人憤怒地回答道。
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom—I' 11 show you how."
“噢，對(duì)不起。我沒(méi)注意，”經(jīng)理說(shuō)。“來(lái)，把掃帚給我—我教你如何做。”
簡(jiǎn)單愚人英語(yǔ)笑話2:
A visitor to the zoo noticed one of the keepers sobbing quietly in a corner and on inquiry was told that the elephant had died.
一名參觀動(dòng)物園的游客注意到一名飼養(yǎng)員正躲在角落里默默地哭泣。他問(wèn)是怎么回事，別人告訴他大象死了。
"Fond of him，was he?"the visitor asked.
“他很喜歡那頭大象，是吧?”游客問(wèn)道。
"It's not that,"came the reply. "He's the chap who has to dig the grave."
“并非如此，”那人回答說(shuō)，“他負(fù)責(zé)給大象挖墓穴。”
簡(jiǎn)單愚人英語(yǔ)笑話3：I Cannot Leave
我不能走
There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting, but as time went on, he became very boring. Finally when he was through,there was only one man sitting in the large room. The speaker walked up to the man and said, "Thank you for hearing me out when all the others left the room." "Oh! Don't mention it!" replied the man, "I cannot leave because I am the next speaker."
一大批人在開(kāi)會(huì)。最開(kāi)始，發(fā)言的人講得很有趣，但時(shí)間慢慢地過(guò)去，他變得很沉悶。最后，當(dāng)他講完的時(shí)候，只有一個(gè)人坐在大房間里。發(fā)言者走上前去，對(duì)他說(shuō)，“其他所有人都走了，而你卻聽(tīng)到最后，謝謝你。”“哦!別客氣!”那人回答說(shuō)，“我不能走，因?yàn)槲沂窍乱晃话l(fā)言者。”
簡(jiǎn)單愚人英語(yǔ)笑話4：
Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down thestairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor.
布朗先生在看晚報(bào)，忽然傳來(lái)一陣什么東西從樓上摔下來(lái)的響聲。他跳了起來(lái)，跑到廳里，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己上了學(xué)的兒子四角朝天地躺在地上。
"Did you miss a step?" asked his dad.
“你是不是踩漏了一級(jí)臺(tái)階?”爸爸問(wèn)。
"No, I caught every blessed one!" came the bitter answered.
“不，我每一級(jí)都撞上了，一級(jí)也沒(méi)有漏掉!”兒子痛苦地回答。
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