逗趣短篇英語(yǔ)笑話

　　看一些英語(yǔ)笑話，既能學(xué)到英語(yǔ)知識(shí)，也能開(kāi)心，何樂(lè)而不為呢?今天我們就一起來(lái)看看逗趣短篇英語(yǔ)笑話吧!

　　逗趣短篇英語(yǔ)笑話(一)

　　joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.

　　喬和佛瑞德在一個(gè)村子里幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很暖和，到處都有許多灰塵。12點(diǎn)半的時(shí)候，他們覺(jué)得非常口渴，便停下來(lái)去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的一家酒吧，走進(jìn)去坐下吃他們的三明治。

　　good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked.

　　下午好，先生。你們想要點(diǎn)什么?柜臺(tái)后面的伺應(yīng)問(wèn)道。

　　joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred?

　　喬看了看佛瑞德說(shuō)：我想，啤酒吧。好，那就每人一品脫啤酒。這樣可以嗎，佛瑞德?

　　yes, that's all right. fred said. then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, and i want it in a clean glass! don't forget that.

　　好的，可以。佛瑞德說(shuō)。然后他轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)去跟柜臺(tái)后面的侍應(yīng)說(shuō)：我要啤酒裝在一個(gè)干凈的杯子里!別忘了。

　　the man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to joe and fred. then he said. which of you asked for the clean glass?

　　柜臺(tái)后面的侍應(yīng)倒?jié)M杯子后，拿給喬和佛瑞德，接著說(shuō)：剛才哪一位要干凈的杯子的.?

　　逗趣短篇英語(yǔ)笑話(二)

　　miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. but this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. while miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him.

　　麥爾斯有時(shí)在上班時(shí)間去理發(fā)館理發(fā)，但這是違反辦公室規(guī)定的：職員只能利用自己的時(shí)間理發(fā)。一天，正當(dāng)麥爾斯理發(fā)時(shí)，經(jīng)理碰巧也進(jìn)來(lái)理發(fā)，而且就坐在他旁邊。

　　"hello, miles," the manager said. "i see that you are having your hair cut in office time."

　　"你好，麥爾斯，"經(jīng)理說(shuō)。"我看到你在上班時(shí)間理發(fā)了。"

　　"yes, sir, i am," admitted miles calmly. "you see, sir, it grows in office time."

　　"是的，先生。正是這樣。"麥爾斯平靜地承認(rèn)了。"可先生，你看，頭發(fā)是在上班時(shí)間長(zhǎng)的。"

　　"not all of it," said the manager at once. "some of it grows in your own time."

　　"不全都是吧，"經(jīng)理立刻說(shuō)，"有一些是在你自己的時(shí)間里長(zhǎng)的。"

　　"yes, sir, that's quite true." answered miles politely, "but i'm not having it all cut off."

　　"對(duì)呀，先生，你說(shuō)得很對(duì)。"麥爾斯禮貌地回答說(shuō)，"但我并沒(méi)有把頭發(fā)全都剪掉啊。"

　　逗趣短篇英語(yǔ)笑話(三)

　　Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

　　弟弟：我看見(jiàn)你親我姐姐了，如果你不給我五分錢，我就告訴我爸。姐姐的男朋友：不要那樣做。給你五分錢。弟弟：我這個(gè)月已經(jīng)賺了一塊兩毛五了。

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