經(jīng)典雷人英語笑話

　　笑一笑，十年少，我們的生活少不了笑話，以下是小編準(zhǔn)備的經(jīng)典雷人英語笑話，一起來爆笑吧!

　　經(jīng)典雷人英語笑話(一)

　　我可以回家了

　　Now i can go home

　　One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first question.I'll permit him or her to go home earlier.” The next day，when the teacher came into the classroom，he found the blackboard daubed.He was very angry and asked，“Who did it?Please stand up! ” “It' s me，”said Bob，“Now，I can go home，Good-bye，Sir! ”

　　我 可 以 回 家 了

　　一天，放學(xué)以后，老師對(duì)他的學(xué)生們說：“明天上午，如果你們當(dāng)中的.任何一個(gè)同學(xué)能回答我的第一個(gè)問題，我就準(zhǔn)許他或她最先回家。”第二天，老師走進(jìn)教室時(shí)發(fā)現(xiàn)黑板已被亂涂，他非常生氣地問：“誰涂的? 請(qǐng)站起來。”鮑勃說：“先生，是我，現(xiàn)在我可以回家了，再見。”

　　經(jīng)典雷人英語笑話(二)

　　I Understand Him我懂他的話

　　While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.

　　"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying.

　　"He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly .　A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?"

　　"I'm a dentist," my husband explained.

　　在飯店吃飯的時(shí)候，我申斥我4歲的兒子，因?yàn)樗麧M嘴食物在說話。“喔、呢”，我聽到的就是這些。 “祖，”我責(zé)備道，“沒人明白你在說什么。” “他說他要一些番茄醬，”我丈夫平靜地說。坐在旁邊的一位婦女靠過來問道：“你究竟如何明白他的話的呢?” “我是牙醫(yī)。”我丈夫解釋道。

　　知道"Family"這個(gè)單詞的含義嗎?

　　知道"Family"這個(gè)單詞的含義嗎? 爸 F ather和 A nd媽 M other我 I愛 L ove你 Y ou爸媽我愛你=家庭。

　　經(jīng)典雷人英語笑話(三)

　　年長(zhǎng)者階層

　　During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.When he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "Can you imagine, " she said. "Seventy dollars and I had to kiss him too!醫(yī)生按期來探視我的老母。我告訴他母親不幾天就要慶祝她98歲的生日了。醫(yī)生聽了也很高興，為此，他彎下腰來親了她一下。然后他說不幾天他也要慶祝自己的生日，并要求她還他一個(gè)吻。醫(yī)生走后，我母親厭惡地?fù)u搖頭。“你能想象嗎，”她說，“付了他70元，我還得親他!”

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