超經典英語笑話

　　英語笑話既能讓我們開懷大笑也能讓我們學到英語知識，今天我們就一起來看看超經典英語笑話吧!

　　超經典英語笑話(一)

　　Where is the egg? 雞蛋在哪里?

　　Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

　　Student: Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

　　Teacher: Then where is the "egg"?

　　Student: In the cake, Sir.

　　老師：你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎?

　　學生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。

　　老師：“雞蛋”在哪?

　　學生：在蛋糕里，先生。

　　超經典英語笑話(二)

　　An economical budget 節(jié)儉預算

　　I was working at a booth at the Los Angeles Home and Garden Show.

　　Next to me was a woman demonstrating a shower saver. As she was telling a passer-by the qualities of the device, she mentioned that it saved 25000 gallons of water a year. The man stood as if deep in thought. Finally, the woman asked if he had any questions.

　　"No," he replied. "I am just trying to figure out where I'll store all the water."

　　我在洛杉磯一家賣家庭和花園用具的`攤棚工作。

　　我隔壁攤位的女士說賣沐浴節(jié)水器的，當她向一位過路人推銷淋浴電器時，她提到了這個節(jié)水器每年可省下2.5萬加侖的水。那位過路人站在那里好像深思什么。最后，攤主問他有什么問題沒有。

　　“沒有”，他說：“我只是在想我把這些節(jié)省下來的水儲存到哪兒去呢?”

　　超經典英語笑話(三)

　　Sitting and Doing Nothing

　　A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

　　The crow answered, "Sure, why not?"

　　So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

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