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精選笑哭你的英語(yǔ)笑話
笑話是幽默的載體，一個(gè)成功的笑話能流傳千古，聽(tīng)者和講者都會(huì)感到快樂(lè)、欣喜，拍掌叫好!今天我們就一起來(lái)看看精選笑哭你的英語(yǔ)笑話吧!
精選笑哭你的英語(yǔ)笑話(一)
老師哭了
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
六歲的約翰嬌生慣養(yǎng)。他的父親知道這一點(diǎn)，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學(xué)才離開(kāi)祖母的懷抱。
約翰放學(xué)了，他奶奶在門口接他并問(wèn)道：“學(xué)校怎么樣?你過(guò)的.好嗎?哭了沒(méi)有?”
“哭?”約翰問(wèn)，“不，我沒(méi)哭，可老師哭了。”
精選笑哭你的英語(yǔ)笑話(二)
H to O
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?"
"Sure. That's easy," said one man.
"What is it?"
"H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O."
"What, what?" reasked the instructor.
"H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
生化戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)課的老師在課堂上問(wèn)士兵們：“誰(shuí)知道水的分子式?”
“當(dāng)然，太簡(jiǎn)單了。”一個(gè)士兵回答道。
“是什么?”
“H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.”
“什么，什么?”老師又問(wèn)道。
“H to O，”化學(xué)專家解釋道。
精選笑哭你的`英語(yǔ)笑話(三)
Can I have another one?
留學(xué)地：英國(guó)
有次跟英國(guó)同學(xué)一起去一家餐館，那里主菜是可以續(xù)的。因此一群人興致勃勃一起前去。主菜分量小，吃一份確實(shí)還沒(méi)飽。我當(dāng)即想要續(xù)一份，于是舉著手對(duì)服務(wù)員 叫喚：“Can I have another one?服務(wù)員連忙跑過(guò)來(lái)驚恐地看看我，再看看我的盤子，問(wèn)我：“Is there any problem, sir?”我回答：“No, I just want to have another one。”一邊說(shuō)一邊還心里犯嘀咕，英國(guó)佬也挺摳門的嘛，明明說(shuō)好能續(xù)的，怎么一談到續(xù)餐還要大驚小怪問(wèn)有什么問(wèn)題。
對(duì)面的同學(xué)見(jiàn)狀，立馬微笑著對(duì)服務(wù)員解釋道：“Just one more,please。”服務(wù)員這才跑開(kāi)去，但仿佛還心有疙瘩。等服務(wù)員再端上來(lái)一份后，人家還念念不 忘問(wèn)我是否對(duì)主菜有任何問(wèn)題，我忙不迭地說(shuō)“沒(méi)問(wèn)題，沒(méi)問(wèn)題……”接下去的餐只敢埋頭悶吃，極為不好意思。
提示：原來(lái)這位同學(xué)說(shuō)的`那句話，以及說(shuō)話前的大聲召喚狀會(huì)被人誤以為是我對(duì)食物不滿意，要求更換一份。通常這對(duì)一家餐館來(lái)說(shuō)是一種極大的不滿和批評(píng)，屬于挺原則性的問(wèn)題。其實(shí)要求續(xù)餐只需簡(jiǎn)單說(shuō)一句“One more，please”即可，意思就是“再給一份”。
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