精彩英語(yǔ)笑話
笑一笑，十年少，笑話可以讓我們變得快樂(lè)，英語(yǔ)笑話也是如此，今天我們就一起來(lái)看看精彩英語(yǔ)笑話吧!
精彩英語(yǔ)笑話(一)
Cry
"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."
"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."
"But has he finished his own cake?"
"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."
"湯姆，你弟弟怎么了?" 媽媽在廚房里問(wèn)。"他在哭。"
"沒(méi)事兒，媽媽，" 湯姆答道。"我在吃我的.蛋糕。他哭是因?yàn)槲也唤o他吃。"
"他已經(jīng)吃完自己的了么?"
"是的。" "我?guī)退酝陼r(shí)，他也哭了。"
精彩英語(yǔ)笑話(二)
How much English can you speak?
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
中文翻譯
"法官先生，我的當(dāng)事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來(lái)到紐約，幾乎不認(rèn)路。而且，他只會(huì)說(shuō)幾個(gè)英語(yǔ)單詞。"
法官看了看被告，問(wèn)道："你會(huì)說(shuō)多少英文?"
被告抬起頭，說(shuō)："把你的錢(qián)包給我!"
精彩英語(yǔ)笑話(三)
Goldfish
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold them!
斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚(yú)。
弗雷德：你想在哪兒養(yǎng)它們?
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時(shí)怎么辦?
斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛!
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