爆冷英語笑話故事
幽默的人不僅僅會(huì)說笑話，還要懂得他人說的笑話，來測試一下你的幽默細(xì)胞的指數(shù)有多高吧!
爆冷英語笑話故事一：把腳放進(jìn)去
The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,
個(gè)女學(xué)生坐在座位上，腳卻伸到課桌間的走道里
and was busily chewing gum,
嘴里起勁地嚼著口香糖，
when the teacher espied her.
被老師發(fā)現(xiàn)了
"Mary !" called the teacher sharply.
“瑪麗!”老師嚴(yán)厲地叫她。
"Yes,Madam?" questioned the pupil ,
“什么事，老師?”這女學(xué)生問。
"Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"
“把口香糖從嘴里拿出來，把腳放進(jìn)去。”
爆冷英語笑話故事二：How much English can you speak?
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to
be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his
way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
"法官先生，我的當(dāng)事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來到紐約，幾乎不認(rèn)路。
而且，他只會(huì)說幾個(gè)英語單詞。"
法官看了看被告，問道："你會(huì)說多少英文?"
被告抬起頭，說："把你的.錢包給我!"
爆冷英語笑話故事三：Jimmy's Not Stupid
Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.
Little Jimmy stood up, alone.
Mrs. White said, "Jimmy, do you really think you're stupid?"
"No," Jimmy said. "But I didn't want you standing up there alone."
爆冷英語笑話故事四：He's just Been to the Zoo
When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a woman holding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating a roll ,which he thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shook his head.
"No, no, dear," said the boy's mom. and then , turnning to the teller , "I beg your pardon , young man. Please forgive my son . He's just been to the zoo."
他剛?cè)ミ^動(dòng)物園
當(dāng)我在銀行里排隊(duì)時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)一位婦女抱著一個(gè)小孩站在一個(gè)窗口。男孩正在吃一個(gè)面包卷，并將面包卷戳向出納員，出納員笑著搖了搖頭。
“別這樣，親愛的，” 男孩的媽媽說。然后她轉(zhuǎn)向出納員說，“對(duì)不起，小伙子。請(qǐng)?jiān)徫业膬鹤�，他剛�(cè)ミ^動(dòng)物園。”
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