最好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)合集
笑一笑，十年少，多看些笑話(huà)還是很有好處的，今天我們就一起來(lái)看看最好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)合集吧!
最好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)合集(一)
A man noticed his wife standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in her stomach. Thinking she was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, he commented,"I don’t think that’s going to help.""Sure it will,"she said."It’s the only way I can see the numbers."
一個(gè)男人看見(jiàn)妻子使勁收腹站在體重秤上，以為她想稱(chēng)得輕一點(diǎn)，就說(shuō)：“沒(méi)用的。” 妻子說(shuō)：“當(dāng)然有用，這樣我才能看到秤上的.數(shù)字。”
最好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)合集(二)
計(jì)劃你的將來(lái) Make your fortune
"How did you make your fortune?""I became the partner of a rich man. He had the money and I had the experience.""How did that help?""Now he has the experience and I has the money."
“你是怎么計(jì)劃你的將來(lái)的?”“我變成一個(gè)富人的合伙人，他有錢(qián)，我有經(jīng)驗(yàn)。”“那有什么用?”“現(xiàn)在他有經(jīng)驗(yàn)了，我有錢(qián)。”
最好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)合集(三)
一個(gè)小姑娘的希望 A Girl's Wish
On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it.
The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they wouldn't have to stand on their toes all the time.
看完芭蕾舞表演，幼兒園的老師在回家的路上問(wèn)她班里的孩子們感覺(jué)怎么樣。
班里最小的一個(gè)女孩說(shuō)，她希望演員們個(gè)子再高點(diǎn)就好了，這樣就不用踮著腳跳了。
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