英語笑話帶中文
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英語笑話帶中文一:誰的爸爸是最強壯的 Dad
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"
中文翻譯:
維爾和比爾在爭吵,誰的爸爸是更強壯的一個。維爾說:“你知道太平洋嗎? 那個坑是我爸爸挖的。”
比爾不屑地說:“那沒什么。你知道死海嗎? 那是我爸爸打死的。”
英語笑話帶中文二:我老婆的照片
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.
一個生意人走進(jìn)一家酒館,在吧臺坐下,點了一杯加冰的雙料martini。喝完,那生意人往自己襯衣的口袋里瞥了一眼,然后又讓服務(wù)員把杯子滿上。
After he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
喝完,生意人又往自己襯衣的口袋里瞥了一眼,然后又讓服務(wù)生幫他把杯子滿上。
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
這時酒館的服務(wù)生說話了,“呃,老兄,我整個晚上給你倒martini都沒有問題,但你得告訴我,你為什么在點下一杯酒前都要往自己襯衣的口袋里偷偷看那么一眼”。
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
生意人回答,“我看的是我老婆的`一張照片。如果照片上的人開始變得好看起來,那就說明我喝得差不多了,該回家了。”
英語笑話帶中文三:你娶了我的U married mine
Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.
Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?
Little boy: Grandma.
Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?
Little boy: Why not? You married mine.
中文翻譯:
小男孩:爸爸,我想結(jié)婚。
爸爸打趣地問道:噢!誰是你心中合適的人選?
小男孩:奶奶。
爸爸:等一下,你認(rèn)為我會讓你娶我的媽媽?
小男孩:為什么不?你娶了我的媽媽。
英語笑話帶中文四:MODERN LIFE
Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults.
"We've been married fifteen years," one woman said, "and every night after dinner my husband always complains about the food."
"How terrible!" exclaimed the other. "Does it bother you?"
"Why should it bother me?" her friend replied. "if he can't only stand his own cooking?"
現(xiàn)代生活
兩個老朋友分別多年之后又見面了,很快就開始談起各自丈夫的缺點。
“我們結(jié)婚十五年了,”一個婦女說道,“每天晚飯后,我丈夫總要抱怨飯菜。”
“真可惡!”另一個驚呼道。“難道你不煩嗎?”
“我煩什么?”她的朋友答道。“他不過是忍受不了自己的烹調(diào)技術(shù)。”
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