簡(jiǎn)單幽默的英語(yǔ)笑話

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簡(jiǎn)單幽默的英語(yǔ)笑話

　　笑話來(lái)源于生活，經(jīng)過(guò)藝術(shù)加工的語(yǔ)言形式,是藝術(shù)化的語(yǔ)言。下面小編馬上為你帶來(lái)簡(jiǎn)單幽默的`英語(yǔ)笑話，希望你會(huì)喜歡。

簡(jiǎn)單幽默的英語(yǔ)笑話

　　簡(jiǎn)單幽默的英語(yǔ)笑話一：Knights & Nights

　　黑暗時(shí)代

　　Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?

　　Betty: Because they had so many knights.

　　老師：為什么有時(shí)我們稱中世紀(jì)為黑暗時(shí)代呢?

　　貝蒂：因?yàn)槟菚r(shí)有許多騎士。

　　簡(jiǎn)單幽默的英語(yǔ)笑話二：The Fish Net 魚網(wǎng)

　　Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

　　A lot of little holes tied together with strings, replied the little girl.

　　你能告訴我魚網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安? 老師發(fā)問(wèn)道。

　　把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網(wǎng)了，小女孩回答道。

　　簡(jiǎn)單幽默的英語(yǔ)笑話三：A school report

　　學(xué)校成績(jī)單

　　The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful(憤怒的) as he read,

　　"English, poor. French, weak. mathematics, fair." and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad(少年，小伙子).

　　"Well, Dad." said the son, "It is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that?" And hepointed to the next line which read, "health, excellent."

　　父親在看他那滿懷希望的兒子帶回來(lái)的學(xué)校成績(jī)單。他邊看邊露出憤怒的表情：

　　“英語(yǔ)，差;法語(yǔ)，差;數(shù)學(xué)，中。”他厭惡地瞥了在發(fā)抖的兒子一眼。

　　“爸爸，”兒子說(shuō)，“可能成績(jī)不夠理想。但您看到那一項(xiàng)了嗎?”他指了指下一行：“健康狀況，優(yōu)。”

　　簡(jiǎn)單幽默的英語(yǔ)笑話四：Is ink so expensive

　　墨水很貴嗎

　　Son: Is ink so very expensive, father? Father: Why, son, what makes you think so? Son: W...well. Mother seems quite disturbed because I spilled some on the carpet. 兒子：爸爸，墨水很貴嗎? 父親：不貴呀，你為什么這么想? 兒子：哦，我把墨水灑了一點(diǎn)在地毯上，媽媽好象挺著急的。

　　簡(jiǎn)單幽默的英語(yǔ)笑話五：Two Birds 兩只鳥(niǎo)

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　老師：這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo)，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎? 學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

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