簡(jiǎn)單的笑話大全爆笑
笑一笑十年少，有時(shí)候正兒八經(jīng)的說(shuō)笑話卻覺(jué)得不好笑，可是一個(gè)很冷的笑話卻能讓自己笑良久，你有這樣的經(jīng)歷么?現(xiàn)在，一起來(lái)開(kāi)心爆笑下吧!
簡(jiǎn)單的笑話大全爆笑一：A Fish Tale
A big-time negotiator was out fishing one day when he caught a strange looking fish. He reeled the fish in, unhooked it, and threw it on the ground next to him. The fish startedwrithing in agony and, to the negotiator's surprise, said, "Please throw me back into the lake and I'll grant you three wishes."
"Any three wishes, huh?" the negotiator mused as visions of expensive fast cars and beautiful women paraded through his head.
"Fish," he finally exclaimed, "Give me five wishes and I'll throw you back."
"Sorry," the fish answered while struggling for breath, "only three wishes."
The negotiator's pride was at stake and after giving the matter some thought he announced, "What do you take me for? A sucker? I'll settle for four wishes."
"Only three," the fish murmured weakly.
Fuming, the man debated the pros and cons of accepting the three wishes or continuing to bargain for that one extra wish. Finally, the negotiator decided it wasn't worth looking a gift fish in the mouth and said "All right fish, you win, three wishes."
Unfortunately, by then the fish was dead.
簡(jiǎn)單的`笑話大全爆笑二：
Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table.
妻子：親愛(ài)的，你昨天晚上好像喝得很醉，在餐桌旁你不停地講同一句話。
Husband: Really? Then don't believe anything said by a drunken person. By the way, what did I say to you?
丈夫：真的嗎?不要相信醉漢所說(shuō)的任何事情。順便問(wèn)下，我說(shuō)什么了啊?
Wife: I love you, dear.
妻子：我愛(ài)你，親愛(ài)的。
簡(jiǎn)單的笑話大全爆笑三：How Many Dogs Does It Take
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle .
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat's Answer: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?
簡(jiǎn)單的笑話大全爆笑四：Clever Bobby
Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was.
"The boy is only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He's going to be a great naturalist. Here, let me show you."
He took a book of natural history from the bookshelf, placed Bobby on his knee, opened the book and showed him a picture of a giraffe(長(zhǎng)頸鹿).
"What's that, Bobby?"
"Horsey," said Bobby. Next of a tiger was shown, and Bobby said, "Pussy." Then Brown showed Bobby a picture of lion, and Bobby said, "Doggy." And when a picture of a chimpanzee was shown, Bobby said, "Daddy!"
聰明的博比
布朗非常欣賞他的小兒子。一次他和一位客人聊他的兒子有多聰明。 布朗說(shuō)：“他只有兩歲，就認(rèn)識(shí)所有的動(dòng)物了。他長(zhǎng)大一定會(huì)是一個(gè)出色的自然學(xué)家。來(lái)，我讓你看看。”
他從書(shū)架上拿下一本自然書(shū)，把博比抱到膝上，打開(kāi)書(shū)。指著一張長(zhǎng)頸鹿的畫(huà)片。
“博比，這是什么?” “馬馬，”博比回答。 他又指了一張老虎的畫(huà)片，博比回答說(shuō)：“貓咪。” 然后布朗又指了一張獅子的畫(huà)片，博比說(shuō)：“狗狗。” 他又指了一張黑猩猩的畫(huà)片，博比說(shuō)：“爸爸!”
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