短的爆笑英語笑話

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短的爆笑英語笑話大全

　　笑話來源于生活，經(jīng)過藝術(shù)加工的語言形式,是藝術(shù)化的語言。下面小編馬上為你帶來幾篇短的爆笑英語笑話大全，希望你會(huì)喜歡。

短的'爆笑英語笑話大全

　　短的爆笑英語笑話一：

　　Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

　　A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

　　魚網(wǎng)

　　你能告訴我魚網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安? 老師發(fā)問道。

　　把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網(wǎng)了。小女孩回答道。

　　短的爆笑英語笑話二：

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

　　新老師

　　9月1日，喬治放學(xué)回到家里。

　　喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。

　　媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。

　　短的爆笑英語笑話三：

　　Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the time, please?"

　　After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here." Then he did so.

　　“Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time," he thought happily.

　　But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, "Is that clock right?”

　　愚蠢的問題

　　丹在一個(gè)大城市的某個(gè)俱樂部當(dāng)守門人。每天都有數(shù)千人經(jīng)過他的門口，而且許多人都會(huì)停下來問他:“請(qǐng)問現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)?”

　　幾個(gè)月后，丹想:“我不想再回答這些蠢人提出的問題了，我要去買一只大鐘，把它掛在這兒的墻上。”于是他買了一只鐘，把它掛在了墻上。

　　“現(xiàn)在人們總不會(huì)再停下來問我時(shí)間了。”他高興地想。

　　可是打那以后，每天仍有許多人停下來，看看鐘，然后問丹:“這鐘準(zhǔn)嗎?”