搞笑的英語笑話大全
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搞笑的英語笑話(一)
Pennies And Seconds
A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life and his own personal problems. The man couldn't find the answers, so he sought help from God.
"God? You there, God?" he asked.
"Yes. What is it, my son?" God answered.
"Mind if I ask a few questions?" the man asked.
"Go ahead, my son, anything."
"God, what is a million years to you?"
God answered, "A million years to me is only a second."
The man asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
God replied, "A million dollars to me is worth only a penny."
The man lifted his eyebrows and asked his final question. "God, can I have a penny?"
God answered, "Sure, give me a second."
搞笑的英語笑話(二)
It's in the Bible
During his sermon one Sunday, the local preacher told his congregation
that the entire range of human experience could be found in the Bible. He
confidently stated, "If anything can happen to humans, it is described
somewhere in the Bible."
After the service, a woman came up to the preacher and said, "Reverend,
I don't think the Bible mentions anything about PMS."
The preacher told the woman he was certain he could find a reference to PMS
somewhere in scripture.
During the following week, he searched diligently, book-by-book, chapter-by-chapter
and verse-by-verse.
On the following Sunday, the woman came up to him and asked, "Did you
find any references to PMS in the Bible?"
The preacher smiled, opened his Bible and began to read, "... and Mary rode
Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."
搞笑的英語笑話(三)
Good vs. Evil
One Day the Devil challenged God to a baseball game.
Smiling God proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."
"Yes," snickered the devil, "but I have all the umpires!"
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