簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話大全笑破你的肚子
你知道學(xué)些笑話的好處么?當(dāng)?shù)谝淮我?jiàn)面的時(shí)候，總是有不知道該說(shuō)什么的尷尬，這時(shí)候你就需要一些笑話，來(lái)緩解一下氣氛呢，這里小編為你收集整理了簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話大全笑破你的肚子，希望能對(duì)你有所幫助哈!
篇一：簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話大全笑破你的'肚子
The Umbrella 雨傘
A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written,
"This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes."
When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written,
"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back."
一位住在旅館的紳士把他的雨傘放在了大廳里，不過(guò)他在傘柄上系了一張卡片，上面寫(xiě)道，“此傘屬于一位能舉百磅的紳士。
我將在十分鐘內(nèi)回來(lái)。”當(dāng)他回來(lái)時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)雨傘已經(jīng)不翼而飛，取而代之的是另一張卡片，上面寫(xiě)著：
“此卡是一位一小時(shí)能跑十英里的人留下的，我將永遠(yuǎn)不回來(lái)了。
篇二：簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話大全笑破你的肚子
Clever Bobby 聰明的博比
Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was.
"The boy is only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He's going to be a great naturalist. Here, let me show you."
He took a book of natural history from the bookshelf, placed Bobby on his knee, opened the book and showed him a picture of a giraffe(長(zhǎng)頸鹿).
"What's that, Bobby?"
"Horsey," said Bobby. Next of a tiger was shown, and Bobby said, "Pussy." Then Brown showed Bobby a picture of lion, and Bobby said, "Doggy." And when a picture of a chimpanzee was shown, Bobby said, "Daddy!"
布朗非常欣賞他的小兒子。一次他和一位客人聊他的兒子有多聰明。 布朗說(shuō)：“他只有兩歲，就認(rèn)識(shí)所有的動(dòng)物了。他長(zhǎng)大一定會(huì)是一個(gè)出色的自然學(xué)家。來(lái)，我讓你看看。”
他從書(shū)架上拿下一本自然書(shū)，把博比抱到膝上，打開(kāi)書(shū)。指著一張長(zhǎng)頸鹿的畫(huà)片。
“博比，這是什么?” “馬馬，”博比回答。 他又指了一張老虎的畫(huà)片，博比回答說(shuō)：“貓咪。” 然后布朗又指了一張獅子的畫(huà)片，博比說(shuō)：“狗狗
篇三：簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話大全笑破你的肚子
The teacher's pest 老師的調(diào)皮學(xué)生
It is June. The sun is in the sky, it is immense hot.
Josie is bored with school. She prefers to be at the beach with the tide.
She cannot sit in her seat. She cannot stop talking.
While the teacher writes on the board, Josie gets up and talks to one of her intimate friends. The teacher, Mr. Rolla, hears the noise and says. "Josie, sit down and be quiet." Josie sits down. Mr. Rolla continues with the lessons. Josie gets up and talks to another friend. "Sit down and be quiet. " Says Mr. Rolla. He is very annoyed with her. Josie continues talking.
"O.K." Mr. Rolla gets furious. "If you want to talk. Then come to the front of the classroom and be the teacher."
"All right, " agrees Josie. She comes to the front of the classroom and says, "Quiet, everyone. I am a new teacher, and I say class dismissed."
六月，太陽(yáng)高掛天空，天氣非常炎熱。
朱絲對(duì)上課很厭煩，她更想在海灘觀看潮起潮落。
她在座位上坐不住，不停地講話。
當(dāng)老師在黑板上寫(xiě)字時(shí)，朱絲站起來(lái)和一個(gè)朋友說(shuō)話，瑞拉老師聽(tīng)到了，就說(shuō)：“朱絲，坐下，安靜點(diǎn)。”朱絲坐下來(lái)，老師繼續(xù)講課，朱絲又站起來(lái)和另一個(gè)朋友說(shuō)話。“坐下，安靜點(diǎn)。”可是朱絲又站起來(lái)說(shuō)話，他生氣了。
“如果你想說(shuō)話，到教師前面來(lái)說(shuō)話吧，你當(dāng)老師吧。”老師憤怒地說(shuō)。
“好的，”朱絲說(shuō)。她走到教室前說(shuō)：“安靜點(diǎn)，同學(xué)們，我是新老師，現(xiàn)在下課。”
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