英語里的冷人幽默

　　導語：笑一笑好運來，快來看幾個笑話一起笑笑吧!下面YJBYS小編就為大家整理了英語里的冷人幽默，希望對大家有所幫助，歡迎閱讀!

　　1 　Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer?

　　A: He’s afraid of the mouse!

　　(鼠標和老鼠的英文皆為mouse)

　　2　Q: Which are the stronger days of the week?

　　A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

　　(week和weak同音)

　　3　Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold?

　　A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.

　　(catch有抓住的'意思，catch a cold是感冒的意思)

　　4　Q: How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?

　　A: It was a fish tank.

　　(tank有坦克的意思，而fish tank則意為魚缸)

　　5　Q: Where do cows go on dates?

　　A: MOOOOvies

　　(date是約會的意思，Moo為牛叫聲，movie則是電影院的意思)

　　6　Q: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?

　　A: I scream (ice cream).

　　(ice cream意為冰淇淋，兩者發(fā)音相似)

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