愛情英語笑話笑話大全帶翻譯笑破你的肚子
一位丈夫對他的妻子說：“為什么上帝把婦女創(chuàng)造得如此美麗卻又愚蠢呢?”他的妻子立刻回答道，“原因很簡單，上帝使我們?nèi)绱擞薮�，我們才會嫁給他們。”更多英語笑話盡在應屆畢業(yè)生笑話網(wǎng)。
A Woman's answer
A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?"
"Well," his wife answered at once." The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."
一位丈夫對他的妻子說：“為什么上帝把婦女創(chuàng)造得如此美麗卻又愚蠢呢?” “噢，”他的妻子立刻回答道，“原因很簡單。上帝使我們?nèi)绱嗣利�，男人才會愛我們。上帝使我們�(nèi)绱擞薮�，我們才會嫁給他們。”
You May Select可以選擇
The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish.
One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today?"
The wife said, "You may select the dish today."
The husband was very glad and asked, "Which dishes are there today?"
"Cabbage."
"The others?"
"None."
"Then how to select?"
"Eat or not eat!" the wife said.
丈夫抱怨妻子總是做同樣的一種菜。
一天，丈夫回到家，問妻子：“親愛的，今天我們吃啥菜?”
妻子回答：“今天你可以選擇。” 丈夫感到非常高興，又問：“都有哪些菜呢?”
“炒白菜。”
“還有呢?”
“沒了。”
“那你要我怎么選呢?”
“吃還是不吃!”妻子一本正經(jīng)地說道。
Two roaches 兩只蟑螂
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant."I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines.""Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"
兩只蟑螂正在一條小巷的垃圾堆上大吃著，其中的'一只談起了它在一家新開張的餐館里的經(jīng)歷。“那時我在街對面的那家新餐館里，”它說。“那里太干凈了!廚房沒有一點污漬，地面閃著白光。任何地方都沒有垃圾。那里是如此干凈，整個地方都在發(fā)光。”“請不要在我吃東西的時候說這個好嗎?”另一只蟑螂不悅地說。
Only One Eye to Settle On
The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?"
"I have told you. " said the go-between with justice on his side, When you met first, I told you that he settled on you with one eye.
姑娘找到媒人，說：“你欺騙了我。他的一只眼是假眼，你以前為什么不告訴我?” “怎么沒告訴你?”媒人也不甘示弱，“你們第一回見面后，我就說，他一眼就看中你了。”
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