笑話大全笑破你的肚子的英語笑話帶翻譯
以戒酒為主題的演講比賽正在進(jìn)行，一個(gè)演講者動(dòng)情地說：“酒精可以破壞夫妻關(guān)系，甚至導(dǎo)致妻子離開自己的丈夫……”這時(shí)一個(gè)男人大聲喊：“再來一瓶白蘭地!”想了解更多的英語笑話，請(qǐng)跟小編來應(yīng)屆畢業(yè)生笑話網(wǎng)吧。
As If Awakening From A Dream
A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal(婚姻的) relation, even cause your wife to leave you… "
A man shouts out at the news, "Give me another bottle of Brandy."
以戒酒為主題的演講比賽正在進(jìn)行，一個(gè)演講者動(dòng)情地說：“酒精可以破壞夫妻關(guān)系，甚至導(dǎo)致妻子離開自己的丈夫……”
這時(shí)一個(gè)男人大聲喊：“再來一瓶白蘭地!”
The ability of the Kangaroo 袋鼠的能力
The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was increased to 15 feet, but the kangaroo got out again. Exasperated, the zoo director had the height increased to 30 feet, but the kangaroo still escaped. A giraffe asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll build the fence?"
"I don't know, " said the kangaroo. "Maybe a thousand feet if they keep leaving the gate unlocked.
動(dòng)物園為剛引進(jìn)的袋鼠建了一個(gè)特殊的'八英尺高的圍墻。但是第二天早上，人們發(fā)現(xiàn)這動(dòng)物在圍墻外面蹦跳著。于是圍墻高度增加到十五英尺，但袋鼠還是跑了出來。動(dòng)物園經(jīng)理甚感惱火，又叫人把圍墻高度加到三十英尺，但袋鼠還是逃了出來。一個(gè)長(zhǎng)頸鹿問袋鼠：“你認(rèn)為他們會(huì)把圍墻建到多高?” “我不知道，”袋鼠說，“如果他們繼續(xù)開著大門，可能要修到一千英尺吧。”
三人同舟
Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.
A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two.
"Oh yes, " he said. "They are my friends.
"In that case, " warned the officer, "you'd better get them out of here!"
"Yes, sir, " the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.
三位男子在公園的長(zhǎng)椅上坐著。中間的一個(gè)在讀報(bào)紙，另外兩個(gè)在假裝釣魚。他們給想象的魚鉤上魚餌，放線，并卷線把魚抓上來。
一位過路警察駐足觀察了這個(gè)景象，他問中間的那個(gè)男子是否認(rèn)識(shí)其他兩位。
“喔，認(rèn)識(shí)，”他說，“他們是我的朋友。”
“那樣的話，”警察告誡說，“你最好把他們從這里弄走。”
“好的，警官。”那男子回答說，接著就開始瘋狂般地做起劃槳的動(dòng)作來。
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