幽默笑話大全笑破你的肚子的英語(yǔ)笑話
“你能告訴我魚(yú)網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安?” 老師發(fā)問(wèn)道。“把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚(yú)網(wǎng)了。”小女孩回答道。更多英語(yǔ)笑話盡在應(yīng)屆畢業(yè)生笑話網(wǎng)。
《律師、寶馬和胳膊》
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.
一個(gè)律師打開(kāi)他的寶馬車(chē)門(mén)，突然一輛汽車(chē)駛過(guò)來(lái)把門(mén)撞飛了，警察趕到現(xiàn)場(chǎng)，律師正痛苦地抱怨毀壞了他心愛(ài)的.寶馬。
“警察同志，看看他們把我的車(chē)弄的!!!”律師哀怨地說(shuō)。
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
“你們律師真是物質(zhì)至上，我很不舒服!”警察反駁說(shuō)，“你這么關(guān)心你可惡的寶馬，你可能沒(méi)有注意到你的左胳膊也沒(méi)了。”
律師終于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的勞力士手表在哪兒?”
The Fish Net
Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?
“你能告訴我魚(yú)網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安?” 老師發(fā)問(wèn)道。
A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.
“把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚(yú)網(wǎng)了。”小女孩回答道。
The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?” 媽媽問(wèn)
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....
“媽媽?zhuān)也幌矚g，因?yàn)樗f(shuō)3加3得6, 可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6。”
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