爆笑英語笑話2篇

　　一個老人獨居在北愛爾蘭，他的獨生子正在坐牢。老人想在花園里種些土豆，但不知道誰可以幫忙把泥土翻松。一隊英國士兵出現(xiàn)在老人家中，在花園把土地翻遍。更多英語笑話盡在應(yīng)屆畢業(yè)生笑話網(wǎng)。

　　埋在花園里的槍：Guns Buried in the Garden

　　Guns Buried in the Garden

　　An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in

　　prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden.

　　He wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!

　　At 4 AM the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns.

　　Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.

　　His son's reply was: Just plant your potatoes.

　　埋在花園里的槍

　　一個老人獨居在北愛爾蘭，他的獨生子正在坐牢。老人想在花園里種些土豆，但不知道誰可以幫忙把泥土翻松。他寫信想兒子提及此事，兒子回信說道：看在上帝的面上，千萬不要翻松花園的泥土，我把槍埋在那兒了。

　　第二天凌晨4點，一隊英國士兵出現(xiàn)在老人家中，在花園把土地翻遍，但并沒有找到任何槍支。

　　老人寫信告訴兒子這件奇怪的事情，問到底發(fā)生了什么事情，下一步應(yīng)該怎么做。

　　兒子回信道：你只管種土豆好了。

　　從未來訪：You Never Called

　　A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called.

　　I didn't? the doctor says. Then what are you doing out of bed?

　　一人在購物中心偶遇他的醫(yī)生。他走上前去說：六周以前我在你的辦公室，你告訴我讓我回家去臥床直到你來訪。但你從未來訪。

　　我沒去嗎?醫(yī)生說，那你現(xiàn)在下床干什么?

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