英文笑話(huà)
Two Pieces of Cake
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
兩塊蛋糕
湯姆：媽媽?zhuān)铱梢猿詢(xún)蓧K蛋糕嗎?
媽媽?zhuān)寒?dāng)然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.
和相親對(duì)象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。
Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.
他事先安排了個(gè)朋友給他打電話(huà)，這樣他就能借故先離開(kāi)了。
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
當(dāng)他回到桌邊，他垂下眼睛，裝出一副陰沉的表情，說(shuō)：“有個(gè)不幸的消息，我的祖父剛剛?cè)ナ懒恕?rdquo;
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
“謝天謝地!”他的約會(huì)對(duì)象說(shuō)，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了!”
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