英語(yǔ)笑話大全

英語(yǔ)笑話之一：

Now We Run

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy’s position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow, places his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder and gives the doorbell a sold ring. Crouching down to the child’s level, the priest smiles and asks, "And now what, my little man?" The boy replies, "Now we run!"

現(xiàn)在我們跑吧

一個(gè)牧師正沿著街走路，這時(shí)他看到街對(duì)面有個(gè)小男孩正試圖按一所房子的門(mén)鈴。但這個(gè)小孩太小了，門(mén)鈴又高，他夠不著。看到那個(gè)小男孩費(fèi)了很多勁，牧師走近了他。牧師優(yōu)雅地穿過(guò)馬路，走到小家伙的背后，輕輕地把手放在小男孩肩頭，按響了門(mén)鈴。他彎下身子，微笑著問(wèn)道：“接下來(lái)怎么辦，孩子?”小男孩回答說(shuō)：“接下來(lái)我們跑。”

A Note

Crouching down to the child’s level：伴隨狀語(yǔ)，表示牧師在smiles and asks 時(shí)的一個(gè)動(dòng)作。

英語(yǔ)笑話之二：

Coins in American Currency

There are 100 cents in a dollar. Coins come in the following denominations: $.01 or 1 cent (a penny,a cent, one cent), $.05 or 5 cents (a nickel, five cents),$.1 or 10 cents (a dime, ten cents), $.25 or 25 cents(a quarter, two bits, twenty-five cents), and $.50 or50 cents (a fifty-cent piece).

Coins are called "change", "small change", or"silver" though they aren’t made of silver anymore.

Coins are generally recognized by their size, butsomebody "goofed" on the dime, which is smaller than either a nickel or a penny. All the others are in size order.

One more word for you: don’t hold out your hand with either bills or coins and expect someone to take the correct change from you. That cannot be done in any Western country.

譯文：美國(guó)的硬幣

一美元中有一百美分。硬幣是按下列幣值鑄造的：一美分，五美分，十美分，二十五美分，五十美分。

硬幣也叫"零錢(qián)"，"小錢(qián)"，或"銀幣"，雖然它們不再是用銀子鑄成的�？偟恼f(shuō)來(lái)，硬幣是通過(guò)大小來(lái)識(shí)別的，但總有人把十美分搞錯(cuò)，它比五美分和一美分都要小。其他的都按幣值的大小順序排列。

還有一點(diǎn)要說(shuō)明：你不能伸出手，托出一把紙幣和硬幣而希望別人從你那里拿走數(shù)目正確的零錢(qián)。這在任何西方國(guó)家都是不好的。

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