少兒翻譯英語(yǔ)笑話
英語(yǔ)笑話打破了我們常規(guī)的閱讀方式，多了思考，下面的英語(yǔ)笑話希望你會(huì)喜歡。
How to Become Rich 如何致富
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
弟弟：我看見(jiàn)你親我姐姐了，如果你不給我五分錢，我就告訴我爸。姐姐的男朋友：不要那樣做。給你五分錢。弟弟：我這個(gè)月已經(jīng)賺了一塊兩毛五了。
Put your feet in把腳放進(jìn)去
The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,and was busily chewing gum, when the teacher espied her. "Mary !" called the teacher sharply. "Yes,Madam?" questioned the pupil , "Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"
一個(gè)女學(xué)生坐在座位上，嘴里起勁地嚼著口香糖，腳卻伸到課桌間的走道里，被老師發(fā)現(xiàn)了。“瑪麗!”老師嚴(yán)厲地叫她。“什么事，老師?”這女學(xué)生問(wèn)。“把口香糖從嘴里拿出來(lái)，把腳放進(jìn)去。”
Birthday 生日
Professor: When is your birthday?
Kid: May 30.
Professor: Which year?
Kid: Every year.
教授：你的生日是什么時(shí)候?
孩子：5月30日。
教授：哪一年?
孩子：每年都是。
玩藏貓貓
A bunch of great, DEAD scientists were playing hide-and-seek in heaven. When it's Einstein's turn to be the seeker, he counted untill 100 and opened his eyes. All the others were hide, but only Newton were still standing there.
一群偉大的科學(xué)家去世后在天堂里玩藏貓貓。輪到愛(ài)因斯坦抓人，他數(shù)到100睜開(kāi)眼睛，看到所有的人都藏起來(lái)了，只有牛頓還站在那里。
I don't think I know
Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
John: "What do you think it is, sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
John: "I don't think I know either, sir!"
老師：“John，動(dòng)詞ring的過(guò)去分詞是什么?”。
約翰：“你想它是什么呢”?
老師：“我不用想，我知道!”。
約翰：“我想我不知道”。
Good news or Bad news?
An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display.
"I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied.
"Give me the good news first," the artist demanded.
"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What could the bad news possibly be?"
With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The gentleman in question was your doctor."以為藝術(shù)家在一個(gè)畫廊辦了個(gè)展覽，他問(wèn)店主是否有人對(duì)他參展的'畫感興趣。
“我有一個(gè)好消息和一個(gè)壞消息。”店主回答。
“先告訴我好消息。”畫家要求道。
“好消息是一位紳士詢問(wèn)了你的作品，還問(wèn)它是否會(huì)在你死后增。我告訴他會(huì)的，然后他買下了你所有的15幅畫作。”
“那太棒了!”畫家驚嘆。“那么什么會(huì)是壞消息呢?”
店主想了想之后說(shuō)：“問(wèn)那個(gè)問(wèn)題的是你的醫(yī)生”。
I don't think I know-我不知道啊
Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
John: "What do you think it is, sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
John: "I don't think I know either, sir!"‘
老師：“John，動(dòng)詞ring的過(guò)去分詞是什么?”。約翰：“你想它是什么呢”?老師：“我不用想，我知道!”。約翰：“我想我不知道”。
All Except the Music除了音樂(lè)
A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"
"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."
一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學(xué)生多了解一點(diǎn)優(yōu)秀的古典音樂(lè)，就安排了一天下午去聽(tīng)音樂(lè)會(huì)。為了使這次活動(dòng)能給大家留下更深的印象，她請(qǐng)大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點(diǎn)心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回來(lái)上汽車的時(shí)候，她問(wèn)小薩莉：“你今天玩得好嗎?”
“噢，好極了，小姐，” 薩莉說(shuō)，“除了音樂(lè)其它都很好。”
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