特糗英語笑話

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特糗英語笑話

　　The Reason of Being Late這則英語笑話講的是什么呢，快和應(yīng)屆畢業(yè)生小編一塊來看看吧。

特糗英語笑話

　　唯有我是司機(jī)

　　A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed.

　　"Stop, stop, " a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young man, "you can't catch it ! "

　　"I must," the young fellow said, out of breath, "because I'm only driver of the bus.

　　在一輛滿載乘客的公共汽車后面，一位小個子青年在奔跑著。氣車仍在高速前進(jìn)。 “停下吧，”一位乘客把頭伸出窗子，對小個子喊道，“你追不上的!”

　　“我必須追上，”小個子氣喘吁吁地說，“我是司機(jī)!”

　　Akimbo (叉腰)

　　Just like most of other kids, aged two Emilia didn' t like washing hands──she' s always wiping the dirt off hands on her clothes. One day I accompanied her to have fried cicadae(蟬). Habitually she rubbed her grease fingers on her real silk short gown. I held back (阻擋) her from doing it: " What do you want to do?" She was immediately on to (意識)her blame, replied at ease(從容): " I' m akimbo."

　　像大多數(shù)別的小孩一樣，兩歲艾咪麗雅不愛洗手，吃東西弄臟手，隨便在身上一抹就得了。一天我正陪她吃炸知了，她手上的油多了，便習(xí)慣地往真絲小褂子上蹭，我阻止道：“你想干什么?”她馬上意識到問題所在，從容答道：“我叉腰。”

　　遲到的原因The Reason of Being Late

　　Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?

　　Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School -- Go Slow'.

　　老　師：約翰尼，為什么你每天早晨都遲到?

　　約翰尼：每當(dāng)我經(jīng)過學(xué)校附近的拐角處，就見路牌上寫著‘學(xué)校-緩行’。

　　人們什么時(shí)候說話最少?When Do People Talk Least?

　　Student A: When do people talk least?

　　Student B: In February.

　　Student A: Why?

　　Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.

　　學(xué)生甲：人們在什么時(shí)候說話最少?學(xué)生乙：在二月。學(xué)生甲：為什么呢?學(xué)生乙：因?yàn)槎率且荒曛凶疃痰囊粋€月。

　　"孩子"的復(fù)數(shù)形式

　　Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?

　　Tom: Men.

　　Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?

　　Tom: Twins.

　　"孩子"的`復(fù)數(shù)形式老師：湯姆，‘男人’這個詞的復(fù)數(shù)形式是什么?

　　湯姆：男人們。老師：答得好。那‘孩子’的復(fù)數(shù)形式呢?湯姆：雙胞胎。

　　除了音樂All Except the Music

　　A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?""Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."

　　一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學(xué)生多了解一點(diǎn)優(yōu)秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會。為了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點(diǎn)心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回來上汽車的時(shí)候，她問小薩莉：“你今天玩得好嗎?”“噢，好極了，小姐，” 薩莉說，“除了音樂其它都很好。”

　　遲到

　　My Sister's Fingers

　　Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?

　　Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.

　　Teacher: I don't see any bandages.

　　Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.

　　我妹妹的手指頭老師：凱溫，這次你怎么又遲到了?凱溫：對不起，老師，我在家釘釘子，砸壞了兩個手指頭。老師：怎么沒有扎繃帶呀?凱溫：噢，砸的不是我的手指頭，我叫小妹妹扶著釘子的。

　　天氣怎么樣

　　The Climate of New Zealand

　　Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

　　Matthew: Very Cold, sir.

　　Teacher: Wrong.