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超搞爆囧英語笑話
英語笑話看不懂?不用怕,下面由yjbys小編整理的英語笑話附帶翻譯的哦。
哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的
Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. or, should I say, his lack of it.One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!" Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"
我們的餐廳經(jīng)理是一位深受大家愛戴,和藹而又快樂的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高;蛘,我應該說,他是有點矮!一天,經(jīng)理怒氣沖沖地撞門而入,高聲說,“有人拿了我的錢包!”
我和其她大部女招待都沒敢吱聲,但有人卻蹦出一句話:“哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊”!
The Monkey
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
一男子去酒吧,點了一杯啤酒。他喝了一口放下。當他環(huán)視酒吧時,發(fā)現(xiàn)一只猴子蕩下來,在他阻止之前,偷走了啤酒。該男子問酒吧招待,這只猴子是誰的。服務員回答說是鋼琴手的。男子走到鋼琴手面前問:“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒嗎?”鋼琴手回答說:“沒有,但是如果你能哼唱,我會為你演奏的。”
絕配
A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but none comes close enough to satisfy the eccentric woman.
Eventually, a painter approaches who is confident he can mix the proper color. The woman is pleased with the result, and the painter becomes famous.
Years later, he retires and turns the business over to his son."Dad, “says the son, there’s something I’ve got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly?"
"Son”, the father replies, I painted the vase."
一個富有的主婦很是驕傲因為她收藏了一件非常有價值的古董花瓶,于是她決定把臥室粉刷成與花瓶同樣的顏色。許多油漆匠都試圖盡力與花瓶的顏色匹配,但是沒有任何人能做得 讓那古怪的女人滿意的。
一個油漆匠很自信他能做到,最終他成功了。那個主婦很滿意,于是這個油漆匠也變得很出名。
多年以后,油漆匠要退休了,他把自己的生意交給兒子去經(jīng)營。“爸爸”兒子問“我還有些事情想知道,你怎么能把墻粉刷得和花瓶的顏色那么相配?”“兒子”爸爸回答到“我只不過是把花瓶刷了。”
I didn't know that I was so far back already
A big battle was going on during the First World War.Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere.After an hour of this, one of the soldiers decidedthat the fighting was getting too dangerous for him, so he leftthe front line and began to go away from the battle. After hehad walked for an hour,he saw an officer coming towardshim. The officer stopped him and said,“ where are you going?” “I'm trying to get as far away as possible from the battlethat's going on behind us, sir,” the soldier answered. “Do you know who I am?” the officer said to him angrily.“I'm your commanding officer.” The soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said,“My God,I didn't know that I was so far back already!”
第一次世界大戰(zhàn)期間,一場大戰(zhàn)役正在進行。槍炮轟鳴,炮彈和子彈到處亂飛。這樣過了一個小時后,一個士兵認定戰(zhàn)斗對他來說變得太危險了,所以他離開前線開始逃離戰(zhàn)場。步行了一個小時之后,他看見一個軍官向他走過來。那軍官叫住他說:“你要到哪兒去?” “長官,我正盡可能遠地躲開我們身后正在進行的戰(zhàn)役,”士兵回答說。 “你知道我是誰嗎?”軍官生氣地對他說:“我是你的指揮官。” 那士兵聽到此話感到非常驚訝,說:“天哪,我想不到我已經(jīng)往回跑了這么遠了!”
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