蹩腳英語(yǔ)笑話

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蹩腳英語(yǔ)笑話

　　世界各地的蹩腳英語(yǔ)笑話，保證你會(huì)笑不停。

蹩腳英語(yǔ)笑話

　　I Have His Ear in My Pocket

　　I Have His Ear in My Pocket

　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

　　"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

　　"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

　　"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

　　他的耳朵在我衣兜里

　　伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問(wèn)，“發(fā)生了什么事?”

　　“一個(gè)男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說(shuō)。

　　“再見(jiàn)到他你能認(rèn)出來(lái)嗎?”媽媽問(wèn)。

　　“他走到哪里我都能認(rèn)出他，”伊凡說(shuō)。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。”

　　錢不用找了

　　Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks were selling for ten or 15 cents each.

　　在教堂的義賣市上賣舊書時(shí)，我與一名準(zhǔn)備買東西的顧客發(fā)生了一場(chǎng)爭(zhēng)論。他對(duì)購(gòu)買袖珍奧金.納什集頗感興趣，但是說(shuō)它要三十五美分開(kāi)價(jià)過(guò)高。其它的平裝書每本才賣十或十五美分。

　　I pointed out that the book was in good condition. Nash was a fun poet, and it was for a good cause. He said it was a matter of principle. Ultimately, I agreed to sell him the book for 15 cents. Triumphant, he paid with a $10 bill. "Keep the change," he said.

　　我指出這本書保存狀況頗好，納什是個(gè)有趣的詩(shī)人，這個(gè)要價(jià)是合理的。他說(shuō)這是個(gè)原則問(wèn)題。最終，我同意以十五美分的價(jià)格將這本書賣給他。他得意洋洋，拿出一張十美元的票子付帳。“零錢不用找了。”他說(shuō)。

　　咒語(yǔ)

　　An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

　　一個(gè)男人找到一個(gè)巫婆，要求她解開(kāi)一條困擾了自己40年的咒語(yǔ)。

　　The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

　　巫婆說(shuō)："或許我可以做的到，但你必須一字不落地告訴我下咒的時(shí)候說(shuō)的那句咒語(yǔ)。"

　　The old man says without hesitation - "I now pronounce you man and wife."

　　男人毫不猶豫的答道：“‘我現(xiàn)在宣布你們成為夫婦。’”

　　世界各地的蹩腳英語(yǔ)

　�、買f you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself。

　　日本旅館：如果您想調(diào)節(jié)您房間的溫度，請(qǐng)控制您自己。

　�、赑lease don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty。