翻譯英語(yǔ)笑話

　　有沒(méi)有試過(guò)跟朋友一起講英語(yǔ)笑話的。下面由YJBYS小編為您整理的一些英語(yǔ)笑話。希望對(duì)你有幫助。

　　Where is the father?

　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

　　“Look,” said the elder brother. “How nice these paintings are!”

　　“Yes,” said the younger, “but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?”

　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, “Obviously he was painting the pictures.”

　　父親在哪兒?

　　兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫(huà)。

　　“看，”哥哥說(shuō)，“這些畫(huà)多漂亮呀!”

　　“是啊，”弟弟說(shuō)道，“可是在所有這些畫(huà)中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”

　　哥哥想了會(huì)兒，然后解釋道：“很明顯，他當(dāng)時(shí)正在畫(huà)這些畫(huà)唄。

　　When they’re together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. “All right, you two,” I said sternly. “No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting.”

　　As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, “C’mon, Steven, let’s get dirty . ”

　　我五歲的兒子和他的表弟在一起的時(shí)候，總要招來(lái)大亂。一個(gè)星期六，我開(kāi)始抗議了。“好啦，你們兩個(gè)，”我嚴(yán)厲地說(shuō)，“不許叫喊，不許亂拿，不許哭 鬧，不許亂敲，不許取笑，不許扯淡，不許弄壞玩具，不許亂抓，不許打架。” 我剛轉(zhuǎn)身要走，就聽(tīng)我兒子說(shuō)：“來(lái)，斯蒂文，我們來(lái)把自己弄臟吧。”

　　What a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. “Can I help you?” The man said, “Sure. I’ve come to install the phone.”

　　我是來(lái)裝電話的一個(gè)年輕人剛剛開(kāi)始做生意，就租了一個(gè)漂亮的辦公室。一天，他坐在辦公室里，看到有一個(gè)人在外面，于是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子，拿起 電話胡吹亂侃，還不停的甩出幾個(gè)大數(shù)字，好像在談一筆大買(mǎi)賣(mài)。到了最后，他終于掛了電話，問(wèn)來(lái)訪的人，“有事兒嘛?”那個(gè)人回答，“我是來(lái)給你安裝電話的。”

　　Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, “Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”

　　“Why did it make you late?” inquired the teacher.

　　“Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time.” replied Mike.

　　麥克上學(xué)遲到了。他對(duì)布萊克老師說(shuō)：“對(duì)不起，老師，今天早上我遲到了。因?yàn)槲以趬?mèng)里觀看了一場(chǎng)球賽。”

　　“為什么它會(huì)讓你遲到呢?”老師問(wèn)道。

　　“因?yàn)檫@兩個(gè)隊(duì)都沒(méi)有能力獲勝，所以就持續(xù)的時(shí)間長(zhǎng)了。”麥克回答說(shuō)。

　　Big Head

　　“All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head”

　　“Don’t listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes”

　　“Where’s the shopping bag?”

　　“I haven’t got one,use your hat.”

　　大腦袋

　　“所有的孩子都拿我開(kāi)玩笑，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說(shuō)：“他們說(shuō)我長(zhǎng)了一個(gè)大腦袋。”

　　“別聽(tīng)他們的，”他媽媽安慰說(shuō)：“你的腦袋長(zhǎng)得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買(mǎi)10磅土豆來(lái)。”

　　“購(gòu)物袋在哪?”

　　“我沒(méi)有購(gòu)物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”

　　Good Boy

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. “What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”

　　“I gave it to a poor old woman,” he answered.

　　“You’re a good boy,” said the mother proudly. “Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?”

　　“She is the one who sells the candy.”

　　好孩子

　　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢(qián)。

　　“昨天給你的錢(qián)干什么了?”

　　“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說(shuō)。 “你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)。“再給你兩分錢(qián)�？赡銥槭裁磳�(duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”

　　“她是個(gè)賣(mài)糖果的。”

　　”

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