帶翻譯的英文笑話

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　　The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

　　由于客人在吃蘋果餡餅時,家里沒有奶酪了,于是女主人向大家表示歉意.這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子.過了一會兒,他拿著一片奶酪回到房間,把奶酪放在客人的盤子里. 客人微笑著把奶酪放進嘴里說：“孩子,你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好.你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夾上,先生.”那小男孩說.

　　I Wasn't Asleep

　　When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

　　"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

　　"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

　　"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

　　我沒有睡著

　　當(dāng)一群婦女上車之后,車上的座位全都被占滿了.售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了,他擔(dān)心這個人會坐過站,就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他,說：“先生,醒醒!”

　　“我沒有睡著.”那個男人回答.

　　“沒睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”

　　“我知道,我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已.”

　　The poor husband

　　"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

　　可憐的丈夫

　　“你根本無法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的難,”一個男人對他的朋友訴苦說,“她問我一個問題,然后自己回答了,過后又花半個小時跟我解釋為什么我的答案是錯的.”Where is the father?

　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

　　"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

　　"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

　　父親在哪兒?

　　兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫.

　　“看,”哥哥說,“這些畫多漂亮呀!”

　　“是啊,”弟弟說道,“可是在所有這些畫中,只有媽媽和孩子.那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”

　　哥哥想了會兒,然后解釋道：“很明顯,他當(dāng)時正在畫這些畫唄.”

　　Does the dog know the proverb, too?

　　The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

　　"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

　　"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

　　狗也知道這個諺語嗎?

　　一個小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子.

　　“沒有關(guān)系,”一位先生說,“不用害怕,你知道這條諺語嗎：‘吠狗不咬人.’”

　　“啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道嗎?”

　　一 Can we have our teacher back?

　　Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"

　　能讓我們的老師回去嗎?

　　有一次,一位督學(xué)去視察一個只有三間教室的學(xué)校.一間教室非常吵鬧,因此督學(xué)抓住其中一個正在站著說話的人,把他帶進另一間教室,并讓他站在墻角.五分鐘以后,一個小男孩從第一間教室走進來,問道,“您什么時候能讓我們的老師回去呢?”

　　二 Who's More Polite?

　　A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.

　　誰更有禮貌?

　　一個胖子和一個瘦子在爭論誰更有禮貌.瘦子說他更有禮貌,因為他經(jīng)常對女士摘帽示意.但是胖子認(rèn)為他更有風(fēng)度,因為無論什么時候他在車上給別人讓座時,總有兩位女士能坐下.

　　三 Expensive Price

　　Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

　　Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

　　Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

　　昂貴的代價

　　牙科醫(yī)生：對不起,夫人,為給您的兒子拔牙,我得收二十五美元.

　　母親：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀?

　　牙科醫(yī)生：是的.但是您兒子這么大聲地叫喚,他都嚇跑四位病人了

　　A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,

　　Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

　　一個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫(yī)院.他的妻子站在他的床前對醫(yī)生說:"我想他傷得很厲害."醫(yī)生說:"我怕他已經(jīng)死了."聽到醫(yī)生的話,這個男人轉(zhuǎn)動著頭說:"我沒死,我還活著."妻子說:"安靜,醫(yī)生比你懂得多."

　　The busis very crowded.Aman tries to get on,but no one gives way to him.

　　"Hey,let me get on the bus."the man shouts.

　　"It's too crowded.You'd better take the next bus."a passenger says to him.

　　"But you can't go withou me.I'm the driver."the man says.

　　公共汽車上很擁擠.一位男士想上車,但是沒有人給他讓路.

　　"喂,讓我上車!"那位男士喊道.

　　"車太擠了,你最好坐下一輛"車上的一位乘客對他說.

　　"但是沒有我你們走不了.我是司機!"那位男士說道.

　　One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

　　"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

　　一天,父親與小兒子一道回家.這個孩子正處于那種對什么事都很感興趣的年齡,老是有提不完的問題.他向父親發(fā)問道：“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔,孩子,”父親回答說,“你瞧那兒站著兩個警察.如果我把他們看成了四個,那么我就算醉了.” “可是,爸爸, ”孩子說,“那兒只有一個警察呀!”

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