一句話英文笑話精選

　　我還以為那是我的手

　　Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine. 教授：天哪!有人偷了我的錢包! 妻子：你難道沒感覺到一只手伸進你的口袋? 教授：感覺到了，可我還以為那是我的手呢?

　　他死了

　　If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. Sixty years later, he died. 如果你不答應(yīng)嫁給我，他發(fā)誓，我就要去死。六十年后，他死了。

　　幫我爸爸做我的家庭作業(yè)

　　Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren't you coming out to play? Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my homework. 基米：嘿，艾米，你不出來玩嗎?艾米：不了，我必須留在家里，幫我爸爸做我的家庭作業(yè)。

　　我不敢想象

　　Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from." 客人：“為什么你的狗狗坐在那兒老是看著我吃東西呢?”旅館主人：“我不敢想象，除非是因為你拿了它經(jīng)常用來吃東西的.盤子了。”

　　我不能說是哪一年

　　Palmist: The life line in your hand tells that you will die in a year. Customer: Good gracious! In a year? Palmist: Yes, but I can't say in which.手相大師：你手上的生命線顯示出你還有一年將會死去。顧客：天哪，一年后?手相大師：是的，可是我不能說是哪一年。

　　給我那個打贏的

　　Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then.服務(wù)員，這個龍蝦只有一只爪。對不起，先生，這只肯定打過架了。哦，那給我那個打贏的吧。

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