簡(jiǎn)單的純英文笑話

　　Teacher and Pappu 老師與帕普

　　Teacher: Pappu, how do you spell “crocodile[鱷魚]”?

　　Pappu: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”.

　　Teacher: No, that’s wrong.

　　Pappu: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it !

　　Teacher: Pappu, give me a sentence starting with “I”.

　　Pappu: I is ...

　　Teacher: No, Pappu. Always say, “I am.”

　　Pappu: All right ... “I am the ninth letter[字母] of the alphabet[字母表].”

　　Teacher: Can anybody give an example of “coincidence[巧合]” ?

　　Pappu: “My Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

　　Teacher: George Washington not only cut down his father’s cherry[櫻桃] tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

　　Pappu: Because George still had the axe in his hand?

　　Teacher: Now, Pappu, tell me frankly[坦白地] do you say prayers[禱告] before eating?

　　Pappu: No, sir, I don’t have to. My mom is a good cook.

　　Teacher: Pappu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

　　Pappu: No, sir, it’s the same dog!

　　Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and the other one is blue with red spots!

　　Pappu: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

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