三則短小英語笑話

　　Compliment

　　"Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I’ve just had a call 　　from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wretched, rude boy!"

　　"I was nice to her, Mum, really I was!" protested the youth.

　　"I even paid her a compliment when we had a dance."

　　"Did you, indeed?" said his mother grimly, "And what exactly did you say?"

　　"I said, Gosh, Doris, you sweat less than any fat girl I’ve ever danced with!"

　　恭維話

　　“拉里，你過來!”媽媽放下電話后生氣地說，“我剛才接到哈里森夫人地電話，她告訴我你在昨晚的學(xué)校舞會上對多麗絲行為不好，你可恥，粗魯!”

　　“媽媽，我對她很好，真的!”小伙子不服氣地說。“當(dāng)我和她跳舞時(shí)我還說了一句恭維她的話。”

　　“你真的這么做的嗎?”媽媽嚴(yán)厲地問。“你的原話是怎么說的?”

　　“我說，啊呀，多麗絲，你比我跳過舞的任何胖姑娘出汗都少!”

　　if I Am a Manager

　　One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.

　　All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

　　“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.

　　如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理

　　一天課上，老師要同學(xué)們以“如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理”為題寫一篇作文。

　　所有的學(xué)生都在動筆寫了，只有一個(gè)男生例外。老師走過去問他為什么不寫。

　　“我在等我的秘書”。那孩子答道。

　　How to Become Rich

　　Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

　　如何致富

　　弟弟：我看見你親我姐姐了，如果你不給我五分錢，我就告訴我爸。姐姐的男朋友：不要那樣做。給你五分錢。弟弟：我這個(gè)月已經(jīng)賺了一塊兩毛五了。
 

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