講英語笑話破紀(jì)錄
1分鐘講26個(gè)英文笑話 打破吉尼斯世界紀(jì)錄
Clive Greenaway managed to say 26 one-liners in 60 seconds in front of a live audience to claim the record.
克萊夫·格里納韋在現(xiàn)場觀眾面前用60秒講了26個(gè)笑話,打破了記錄。
Although the 57-year-old fell two jokes short of the 28 he had hoped for, it was still enough tooutdo rival Markus Weise by five jokes.
現(xiàn)年57歲的.格里納韋本希望能說28個(gè)笑話,雖然少了2個(gè),也足以讓他以5個(gè)笑話的優(yōu)勢超過對(duì)手馬科斯·魏澤。
Mr Greenaway spent a year practising for the record and his act was so well-rehearsed that he was able to rattle off one joke every two seconds.
格里納韋花了一年時(shí)間為破紀(jì)錄做準(zhǔn)備。他反復(fù)排練,讓自己能每2秒就說出1個(gè)笑話。
One of the strict Guinness World Records' rules stated that the live audience of 250 people had to laugh to each joke, or the gag would not be counted.
吉尼斯世界紀(jì)錄的規(guī)則非常嚴(yán)格,要求每個(gè)笑話讓現(xiàn)場250名觀眾發(fā)笑,否則就不算數(shù)。
格里納韋笑話選:
'My wife and I were happy - then we met'
我和我老婆認(rèn)識(shí)前都活的挺開心的。
'My wife dresses to kill - and cooks the same way'
我老婆衣著亮眼,廚藝殺人。
小編注:Dress to kill是一個(gè)習(xí)慣用語,意思是穿著時(shí)尚、亮眼。
'Pollen count - that's a tough job'
數(shù)花粉真不是個(gè)容易的活。
'I ate a ploughman's lunch - he was not happy'
我吃了農(nóng)夫的午餐,他生氣了。
Ploughman’s lunch一語雙關(guān),除了字面意思“農(nóng)夫的午餐”外,還指由奶酪、腌菜和面包組成的一種英式冷餐。
'Went to the paper shop - but it had blown away'
要去紙店,結(jié)果它被風(fēng)吹跑了。
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