學英語最好的英語笑話
狗也知道這個諺語嗎?
The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little girl. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
一個小女孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。“沒有關(guān)系,”一位先生說,“不用害怕,你知道這條諺語嗎:‘吠狗不咬人。’”“啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道嗎?”
知道"Family"這個單詞的含義嗎?
知道"Family"這個單詞的`含義嗎? 爸 F ather和 A nd媽 M other我 I愛 L ove你 Y ou爸媽我愛你=家庭。
一場特殊的足球比賽
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."
"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.
"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.
麥克上學遲到了。他對布萊克老師說:“對不起,老師,今天早上我遲到了。因為我在夢里觀看了一場球賽。”
“為什么它會讓你遲到呢?”老師問道。
“因為這兩個隊都沒有能力獲勝,所以就持續(xù)的時間長了。”麥克回答說。
Reason of Punishment 懲罰的原因
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.
The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?
The little girl replied, My homework.
一天,小女孩從學校回到家里,對媽媽說:媽媽,今天在學校里我因為一件我沒有做的事情而受到懲罰。
媽媽激動地說:那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老師好好談一談,對了,你沒有做過的那件事是什么?
小女孩回答說:我的家庭作業(yè)。
Boy, Oh Boy 讓人無奈的孩子
When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right, you two," I said sternly. "No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."
As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, "C'mon, Steven, let's get dirty . "
我五歲的兒子和他的表弟在一起的時候,總要招來大亂。一個星期六,我開始抗議了。“好啦,你們兩個,”我嚴厲地說,“不許叫喊,不許亂拿,不許哭鬧,不許亂敲,不許取笑,不許扯淡,不許弄壞玩具,不許亂抓,不許打架。” 我剛轉(zhuǎn)身要走,就聽我兒子說:“來,斯蒂文,我們來把自己弄臟吧。”
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