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How do I get the gum out?我怎么把口香糖取出來(lái)?
Distributing chewing gum to the passengers,the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. when the planelanded, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I'm meeting mywife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"
當(dāng)空中小姐給乘客們發(fā)口香糖的時(shí)候，她解釋說(shuō)口香糖有助于他們防止耳鳴。飛機(jī)著陸后，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說(shuō)道：“我馬上就要見(jiàn)到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖從耳朵里面取出來(lái)呢?”
英語(yǔ)單詞：
1. distributing 分發(fā);分送;分配，配給：
They distributed political pamphlets in thehall.
他們?cè)诖髲d里散發(fā)政治小冊(cè)子。
The relief agency will distribute the foodamong several countries.
救援機(jī)構(gòu)將給幾個(gè)國(guó)家發(fā)放食物。
2. stewardess 空中小姐
Excellent skills 絕妙的技巧
After friends of mine landed at busy newwark airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.
我的朋友們?cè)诜泵Φ募~瓦克機(jī)場(chǎng)著陸后，他們卻不能招呼到腳夫來(lái)幫他們搬行李。無(wú)奈，丈夫拿出一張五美元的鈔票在人群上面搖晃。
In an instant, a skycap was at his side. sir, observed the porter, you certainly have excellent communication skills.
一個(gè)帶寬邊帽的人馬上來(lái)到他身邊。“先生，”腳夫說(shuō)道，“很明顯你有絕妙的交際技巧。”
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