英語小笑話

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精選英語小笑話10則

　　1、TOM'S EXCUSE

精選英語小笑話10則

　　Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

　　Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go

　　Slow".

　　湯姆的借口

　　老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到?

　　湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標(biāo)上面寫著："學(xué)校----慢行。"

　　DID YOUR DAD...

　　2、Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"

　　and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"

　　湯姆對著吉姆罵道:"我受不了你這個苯蛋了!"

　　吉姆說:"你媽媽能!"

　　附:bear 有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據(jù)這點.

　　3、Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"

　　and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"

　　湯姆對著吉姆罵道:"我受不了你這個苯蛋了!"

　　吉姆說:"你媽媽能!"

　　附:bear 有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據(jù)這點.

　　4、A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

　　一男子進(jìn)入教堂和上帝對話.他問:"主啊, 一百萬美元對你意味著多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又問:"那一百萬年呢?"上帝說:"一秒鐘."最后男子請求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"上帝回答:"過一秒鐘."

　　5、Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”

　　“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”

　　一盒小火柴

　　媽媽讓湯米去馬路對面的商店里買一盒好用的火柴。湯米回來后，媽媽問他，“你買的是好用的.火柴嗎?”

　　“是的，媽媽。”湯米回答，“我把它們都試過了。”

　　6、Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.

　　Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!

　　開車

　　父親：哎呀，我剛才違規(guī)右轉(zhuǎn)彎了。

　　蘇西：沒事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也這么轉(zhuǎn)了。

　　7、Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”

　　“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.

　　“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”