教師節(jié)特別篇英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)

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　　Teacher: Where does God live?

　　老師：上帝住哪兒?

　　Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.

　　學(xué)生：我想他應(yīng)該住我家浴室。

　　Teacher: Why do you say that?

　　老師：為什么這么說(shuō)?

　　Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"

　　學(xué)生：因?yàn)槊刻煸缟衔野侄济颓迷∈业拇箝T(mén)喊：“上帝啊，你怎么還在里面?”

　　Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?

　　老師：為什么說(shuō)鷹的視力很好?

　　Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.

　　學(xué)生：因?yàn)槲覐臎](méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)哪只鷹戴眼鏡。

　　Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?

　　老師：湯姆!約翰!你倆今天為什么遲到了!

　　Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.

　　湯姆：老師，我一直在找我丟失的一美元硬幣。

　　Teachear: John, what about you?

　　老師：那么你呢，約翰?

　　John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.

　　約翰：老師，我不能動(dòng)啊，我把他的硬幣藏腳底下了。

　　Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?

　　老師：你父親有沒(méi)有幫著你做作業(yè)?

　　Student: No, he did it all by himself.

　　學(xué)生：沒(méi)有，他是獨(dú)立完成的。

　　Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

　　老師：西印度群島有哪些產(chǎn)物?

　　Student: I don't know.

　　學(xué)生：我不曉得。

　　Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?

　　老師：怎么會(huì)不知道，你每天吃的糖哪兒來(lái)的?

　　Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

　　學(xué)生：鄰居家借的。

　　Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had punished you. What do you want to say?

　　老師：這已經(jīng)是我本周第五次罰你了。想說(shuō)點(diǎn)什么?

　　Student: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!

　　學(xué)生：還好禮拜六禮拜天不上課啊老師!

　　Teacher: Jimmy, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

　　老師：吉米，你那篇關(guān)于“我的小狗”的文章和你哥哥寫(xiě)的一模一樣。你是不是抄你哥的?

　　Jimmy: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

　　吉米：老師，我沒(méi)抄襲。文章一樣是因?yàn)槲覀儗?xiě)的是同一條狗啊!

　　Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?

　　Student: Not very much!

　　*這則就不翻譯啦，翻譯出來(lái)的話(huà)說(shuō)不通。miss既有“錯(cuò)過(guò)”的意思，也有“想念”的意思。老師問(wèn)的是“你昨天沒(méi)來(lái)學(xué)校不是嗎?”，而學(xué)生理解成了“你昨天很想念學(xué)校不是嗎?”，因此回答“不太想!”

　　Tom: Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.

　　湯姆：好消息，老師說(shuō)今天不管下雨還是天晴我們都要考試。

　　John: So what's great about that?

　　約翰：那有什么好高興的?

　　Tom: It's snowing outside!

　　湯姆：因?yàn)楝F(xiàn)在外面在下雪!

　　*come rain or shine是指“不管發(fā)生什么情況”，相當(dāng)于我們所說(shuō)的“風(fēng)雨無(wú)阻”。而湯姆以為是指下雨和天晴兩種情況下需要考試。

　　Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

　　老師：為什么你一天里能犯那么多錯(cuò)!

　　Pupil: I get up early!

　　學(xué)生：誰(shuí)讓我起得早呢!

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