3個(gè)讓人爆笑的英語(yǔ)笑話

　　一分之差 One Point

　　Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year - "62-63", "63-64", "64-65", etc.

　　One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, "Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"

　　位于印第安那州瓦巴西的懷茲中學(xué)，其門廳里懸掛著過(guò)去四十年間樣籃球隊(duì)的照片。每幅照片前排中間的隊(duì)員舉著一個(gè)籃球，上面標(biāo)明年份-“62-63”，“63-64”，“64-65”等等。

　　一天，我看到一個(gè)新生很困惑地看著照片。他朝我轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)身來(lái)，說(shuō)道：“多奇怪呀，這些隊(duì)都是以一分之差輸?shù)舻?"

　　基本原則 Ground Rules

　　One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll(滑稽的) sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don't mind if you look at your watches during class. I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they're still running."

　　位于吉拉多海角的'密蘇里東南州立大學(xué)有一位我非常喜歡的老師，他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在對(duì)一個(gè)新生班級(jí)講解他的基本原則時(shí)，他說(shuō)：“我知道我的講課可能經(jīng)常會(huì)枯燥乏味，了無(wú)生趣，所以如果你們?cè)谏险n時(shí)看表我并不介意。不過(guò)我堅(jiān)決反對(duì)你們將表在課桌上猛敲看它們是不是還在走。”

　　你是哪一個(gè)? Who Is This

　　My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique problems.

　　When my dad answered, I immediately launched into my litany(連禱，冗長(zhǎng)故事) of frustrations with college life. As I paused to catch my breath, he said, "O.K., honey...now, first of all, who is this?"

　　我和兩個(gè)妹妹同時(shí)離開(kāi)家去不同的大學(xué)讀書(shū)。經(jīng)歷了太多的危機(jī)，也厭倦了受到與其他大學(xué)生相同的對(duì)待之后，有一天我給家里打了個(gè)電話，就我獨(dú)有的問(wèn)題尋求安慰和理解。

　　爸爸接起電話后，我立刻開(kāi)始?xì)v數(shù)我大學(xué)生活中的挫折。當(dāng)我停下來(lái)歇口氣時(shí)，爸爸說(shuō)：“好啦，親愛(ài)的...現(xiàn)在，首先告訴我，你是哪一個(gè)?”

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